The Slang.

Feel awkward in social situations? These words will make you the hit of the party. Or, they may simply confuse people, as we made a lot of them up ourselves. Some are horribly outdated (but were cool when we initially posted them, I promise!), some are really dumb, and others would make the list of our favorite words in the world. You'll jump to another page from this one and then have to scroll down a bit to find the word. After you've had your chuckle (and hopefully learned something in the process), I suggest using the "back" button to get back here. I don't need to tell you that. You can find your way around. Have at it.

01. crunktastic
02. lobbin’
03. trump tight
04. chrome labia
05. double eye blinky
06. cankle
07. crabby like seafood
08. gnar-pow
09. bomb-ass chronic
10. coppin’ ‘tude
11. dildo
12. maple bar
13. stokeometer
14. mode
15. LBST
16. diamond turd cutter
17. nails
18. The Heisman
19. The Black Rebel chop
20. What’s the Dio, Ronnie James?
21. untight
22. cougar
23. tittoo
24. Beezee Reezee
25. cherryoke
26. ham-hocked
27. dude, weak
28. gomeosis
29. one way
30. Stokelahoma
31. Super No Friendo
32. The Ice Cube Face
33. Nielsen style
34. dude, geek
35. the snowboarding of _____
36. fruit boots
37. hilfiddagage
38. haterade
39. _______, you diabolical
40. The new crack
41. pulling root
42. hater shades
43. unloading the groceries
44. I’m sorry I don’t like The Strokes
45. not so much
46. I went to Stupid University
47. going bananas
48. ‘roke ho
49. what what
50. eat a hot lead supper and take the dirt nap
51. The cool guy two ring
52. whiskey tango
53. ménage a moi
54. check it blee
55. backyard bangin’ like a Benzie
56. Hallow-weak
57. thin mizzy
58. crazy eyes
59. frus
60. bob
61. dude patrol
62. clitorically speaking
63. gome
64. taint no thing
65. box out dealin’
66. bacne
67. Bolton like Michael
68. The Perfect Plex
69. driving like Popeye
70. The Craptown Pipers
71. I wanna bite that chick’s ass
72. Yahtzee
73. hung like a hanger
74. Purvis Ellison
75. schweppo
76. more fucked up than Peter O’Toole on his birthday
77. Sissy like Spacek
78. The friend in town job quit
79. pulled that out of my ass like anal beads
80. seough
81. taintalingus
82. scheunter
83. soccer legs
84. 4-9-3-11
85. lobbin’ like an ephus
86. right arm
87. down like syndrome
88. sacktacular
89. bagpiping
90. cougar like Mercury
91. powder hound
92. Bell Biv De Taco
93. housed like a suburb
94. on like Donkey Kong
95. I make a good cake and the ladies seem to like me
96. the helm of the bobsled
97. Chris Brady famous
98. NIBM
99. a bowl of dick
100. do it doug
101. pardon me ptooie
102. front butt
103. the flying burrito
104. blowing mouth
105. super bro
106. buzzard
107. oh doctor
108. drunk as a poet on payday
109. jagoff
110. cancel one career
111. new year’s cleave
112. Boggle
113. road cunny
114. talking out the bottom of your shit
115. the pleasure pistol
116. let’s do this Brutus
117. and here come the pretzels
118. the brumsky
119. moobs
120. cock holster
121. bandit, Reynolds style
122. nomosexual
123. supposebly
124. I liked it better the first time
125. replacing love with lunch
126. Cloon Dog
127. speedbagging the nuts
128. Ihot
129. chopster
130. Paperboy
131. Robin Williams level of hairiness
132. post girlfriend break up head shave
133. that’s a lotta dimp
134. getting awesome
135. jerry
136. the butt buster
137. the brotisserie
138. Dold
139. Matt Suey
140. going for delf
141. Illy Corgan
142. slipping one past the goalie
143. sprung like a slinky
144. reverse hydrant
145. the pungent punch
146. wissaw
147. egg mcguffin
148. choada hole
149. trude
150. tanorexic
151. faderade
152. nah mean?
153. bromance
154. wickedballs
155. running with the bulls
156. spankerchief
157. throwin’ bows
158. brew dude
159. MC Fatneck
160. slap five on her
161. q-tips
162. traf
163. Naomi Yahtzee
164. tramp stamp
165. ballsackian
166. he/she’s a totem pole
167. groin-grabbingly good
168. Automatic for the Peehole
169. Fugazi Osbourne
170. The Bro Shop
171. a confusin’ contusion
172. garbage baller
173. doing your laundry
174. mandruff
175. I won’t be happy till she’s smiling like a donut
176. the post-40
177. the Charlie beard
178. we some head bustas!
179. I find your ideas intriguing, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter
180. ree to the tee
181. water : earth as hair : my body
182. darn this counterculture, it’s got me all bugaboo!
183. cup the balls, work the shaft, you bitch
184. plook
185. anygay
186. get off your knees ump, you’re blowing the game!
187. on some Becky Slater shit
188. the three pointer
189. nimples
190. half half whole
191. super ultimate party time
192. RickDeesulous
193. not today, not to Gil
194. doppelbanger
195. the fauxhawk Yahtzee
196. chronic lasagna
197. synchronize swatches
198. the daily double of douchebaggery
199. the Draperface
200. the spruce deuce
201. scrotalitarian
202. what the…cut the bull!
203. expanding a stub
204. glock mane
205. pipe down, rub-a-dub!
206. I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
207. ape gait
208. playing the Atari
209. mobile composting
210. you’ve been in more gay porn than Simon Rex
211. breasteraunt
212. Krukish
213. LBBT/skullet
214. playing Ricky Morton
215. the base of Mt. Baldy
216. I was misdirectored/ You got Lommeled!
217. brain burgers
218. gomenclature
219. Puss Run ‘08
220. A.C. Slatering
221. hobosexual
222. grundlebuff
223. the FBS fauxhawk
224. manther
225. Nintendonitis
226. bromaldehyde
227. you’re wrong about the beards
228. conversation over
229. stubblebag
230. scrotum coaster
231. (monogamy mix)
232. dodestain
233. razzle dazzle!
234. threw the nine in his meatloaf
235. Bremelo
236. gomatose
237. wangwise
238. yambag
239. wiss
240. Threadjack Swing
241. and...scene.
242. doucheshiki
243. you over-rotated
244. What's your beef, Stew?
245. Ladies and gentlemen, The Bags
246. you fargin' icehole
247. crad
248. ...which, if true, means death for us all
249. humanely euthanize
250. Pretty Ricky what they called him
251. Then let's see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!
252. Hey, I'm a sensitive guy
253. slide it in like Whitesnake
254. A t-minus ___ minute asspiss situation
255. the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
256. unsubscribe
257. double cross, let's get this one
258. you make the Great Santini look like Leo Buscaglia
259. in the penal colony
260. teabaggery
261. dickaround
262. bitchcakes
263. peenie tingler
264. bangulate
265. prison wallet
266. swizzity
267. I ain't fer it, I'm aggin' it
268. the ball-peen hammer
269. gash hound
270. bobbin' on my knob like an all day sucker
271. Ian Phlegming
272. Sketchosaurus Rex/Tyrannosaurus Sketch
273. Me and Morrison, man. Making the myths, man!
274. cockward
275. Nah, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah you!
276. McClaning
277. hot plate amigo
278. maroon
279. dingers/the scissors of scrote
280. Geriatric Profanity Disorder
281. Skinemaxtastic
282. copper top
283. ass groove
284. gooned on the juice
285. better get out the tee!
286. undercover like a Dutch oven
287. hiding under a pile of coats
288. off the meat wallet
289. the Red run
290. put up your dick beaters
291. jay me oh
292. that's assault, brotha
293. momcert
294. hollow-eyed crazyfuck
295. pick your window
296. Magazines: The TV of Reading
297. my god, you're greasy
298. Fanta pants
299. crumbum
300. 300th base
301. a villain, a real mixer
302. rat-like in appearance
303. Ric Flair-like chops
304. no need for the blown gasket, Charlie
305. It's time for the Ghetto Blaster, fool
306. you look like you comb your hair with buttered toast
307. Wow. Good work, Nancy Drew.
308. Lame! Lame! Lame!
309. kwahom
310. beardo
311. gnome sane
312. DBCA
313. Tell 'em Shorty Shit Stain sent it
314. helkatoot
315. OH FUG
316. knucklebeak
317. the Massengill scale
318. Halloweenie
319. Ricky Retardo
320. Dale Bostitute: Male Prostitute
321. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
322. Bad move, space cadet.
323. Quit needlin' me, you prick.
324. Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
325. groundscore
326. XXXmas
327. Sick belt buckle, bro.
328. Sup deed?
329. You might as well get "dishwasher" tattooed on your face
330. Twiddleyerballsack, South Carolina
331. commode mouth
332. Oh-Ten
333. the Clackamas Claw
334. a serviceable rogering
335. nerdlinger
336. butthole tuxedo
337. pitching Wu
338. I was Lucas out there
339. scrotal recall
340. should'a bought American
341. I'm fin to get my Puff on
342. If you get caught between my balls and something stinky, the best that you can do is buff the taint.
343. huggin' more girls than Béla Károlyi
344. Sir Scrotum
345. gleaming the pube
346. It's the 90's. It's Hammertime!
347. spraying foam
348. Boom: Roasted.
349. disco crap
350. halfro
351. have good mosh-pitting!
352. small business owner
353. sun's out, guns out
354. Abraham Slinkon
355. burying the gold