Gome of the Week
I don't know if I can really even put my finger on why, but Tom Tolbert bugs the shit out of me.

Anybody who's been watching the boring-ass NBA finals knows what I'm talking about.

He reminds me of James Carville. Do ya feel me?





This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Hats of Meat - It's really funny at first and then it gets progressively less funny, but what the hell.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Mr. Show - The Complete First and Second Seasons (2002)

Oh happy day, it finally came out. Or at least the first two really short seasons did. I just picked up this DVD the other day and holy crap, I saw the shit out of it.

Anyway, if you have no idea what this is, you're a total loser. Or maybe I'm the loser for studying it like my own personal bible.

They're supposed to be putting out a movie soon, in fact the movie's done, they just need someone to distribute it or whatever. It's called Run Ronnie Run.







This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Descendents - Milo Goes to College (1982)

Such a goddamned good record. 20 years old and still kicks all of the pop-punk crap of right now in the neck.

"Myage" and "I'm Not A Loser" are just about enough to get me churnin' the butter, punk style.

I mean, they're no Weezer, but it's still pretty damn good.

Next week: We'll talk about why it's OK to like NOFX.






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
fruit boots - Rollerblades.

Origin - We heard it from John Smith on his new Blunderbussin' album.

Usage - "Dude, it was a good idea to come to the park today."

"Dude, I am stoked to be here, but check out the guy in the tank top and the fruit boots."

"Dude, that guy's fruit boots are trump tight."



This Week's Top Ten List
CAC's Top Ten Plans for Their Summer Vacation:

10. Follow Weezer on their North American tour
09. Wockenfuss will read Lloyd Kaufman's book "All I Need to Know About Filmmaking I Learned From the Toxic Avenger," tell Pocaroba if it was good or not
08. Sundays are Mallrats day
07. Spend the month of June not seeing Spider Man
06. Talk about new album while we're drunk
05. Go into local record store, loudly talk about how "Everything sucks, dude."
04. Go see that new Lil' Bow Wow movie- That shit looks awesome!
03. Margarita Mondays
02. Try and figure out why anyone thinks Andrew W.K. is even remotely interesting
01. Dude, sleep.