Gome of the Week
Some jagoff cancelled Dennis Miller.
And I didn't find out about it till the very end. I guess I'm out of the loop.
Anyway, the last episode was fairly anti-climactic and a bit sad. Dennis seemed kind of depressed and rightfully so.
Fuck the american public for not knowing what the word "didactic" means.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Hey, You're That Guy! - The official website for and maintained by Dean Cameron, the young man who played Chainsaw in Summer School and who also starred in the Ski School series. Funny guy.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
No Holds Barred (1989)
Ready, set, roid rage! It's the Hulkster and he's pissed about something so you better watch out before he butts you with his bald head and chokes you with his skullet.
This film marks the debut of Tiny "Zeus" Lister and his cross-eyed madness. So Zeus beats the piss out of Rip's(Hulkster's) brother and then it's revenge time and all that good stuff. And of course, Hulk tries his best to get respectfully laid during the course of the film.
I'm pretty sure we saw this gem in the theater, but we may have been out of town the weekend that it came and went.
Don't forget to take your vitamins, say your prayers, and Rip em!
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Marley Marl - In Control Vol. 1 (1988)
I finally found this record last weekend after searching forever. Alas, it's a repressing, but I got it on vinyl so I'm not complaining too much.
Contains "The Symphony," a great track by the Juice Crew that features Big Daddy Kane, Kool G. Rap, Craig G., and Master Ace. You might have seen the video on MTV Jams recently, they've been playing it for some reason.
Old school at its finest.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
'roke ho - Female groupies that target KJ's at karaoke bars.
Origin - I-205 South.
Usage - "Dude, that chick in the spandex skirt is trying to dry-hump the KJ so she can sing sooner!"
"Dude, what a full-on 'roke ho."
This Week's Top Ten List
Matt Fargo Presents: The Top Ten Things I Miss About America:
10. Toilets you can sit on.
09. American pronunciation of Pokemon characters.
08. Jokes about fat people.
07. Fat people.
06. Not feeling obligated to account for the actions of one's country by virtue of being in said country.
05. Line dancing (fat people).
04. The letter "R".
03. Cleavage (fat people).
02. Dollar beers.
01. Eric Bush (fat people).