Gome of the Week
I can't believe that ESPN even hired Rush Limbaugh, but leave it to him to back himself into a corner until he has to resign.
Who would'a thunk it?
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Gaytrix Reloaded - Not as funny as the name suggests, but funny.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Some Girl (1998)
I loves me some indie movies with the famous peoples in 'em. And I've finally realized that Giovanni Ribisi or any number of people from Dazed and Confused are in every single one of them. So it's good times.
This is actually not a bad film. Juliette Lewis plays a skanky chick, which she is, not surprisingly, quite good at.
Throw in the Ribisi twins and Rappaport and you've got yourself a good old fashioned LA indie love story.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Elliott Smith - "Pretty (Ugly Before)" b/w "A Distorted Reality is Now A Necessity to be Free" (2003)
Elliott Smith is finally back. Kind of. This 7" is a little taste of what's next for him if he can get his shit together and find a label.
What can you say about these songs? They're good. They sound like Elliott Smith.
And Matt Fargo would be proud of the titles.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
a bowl of dick - What someone should eat if you don't like 'em.
Origin - Sen Dog.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was wearing some serious hater shades."
"Did you tell her to get the 4-9-3-11?"
"More or less. I told her to eat a bowl of dick and then I went home and treated myself to a menage a moi."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Hair Removal Products:
09. Ed Asner's Burn Away
08. The De-Apefier
07. Peter North's Ultra Smooth Nut Wax
06. I Can't Believe It's Not A Baby's Ass
05. Cher presents: I'm a Fine, Hairless Bitchwhore
04. So You've Decided to Look Like Powder
03. At Least You'll Bleed Slowly
02. Baldie's Taint Cream
01. Real Women Don't Have Goatees