04.01.07

Gome of the Week
Oh Fergie, that eyebrow barbell thingy will always remind us that, at the end of the day, you are an ex-junkie trash bag who kind of looks like a dude. Rock on!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Eric B, Sweet Shot Put Bro - Come to think of it, he always has been abnormally explosive.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Blue Monkey (1987)

This Canadian "classic" contains no monkeys of any sort but does contain various SCTV castaways. From what I recall someone gets infected with someone. This film gives me warm fuzzy memories of staying up until 3 in the morning with my lovely former roommate. It can give you warm fuzzy memores as well.

Love Biff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Jesse Dangerously - Inter Alia (2006)

Some people call him Nerdcore but it's way more hip hop than that. Real deal raps from a guy who can bringy bring it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Get off your knees, ump, you're blowing the game! - A sweet way to get kicked out of a little league game.

Origin - In honor of C-Dog and the startup of baseball season. Guess that's not exactly the origin.

Usage - "Dude, I'm frus. This ump is a mad buzzard."

"Dude, you should really consider giving him the Flying Burrito or at least a piece of your mind."

"Taint no thing. Get off your knees ump, you're blowing the game!"

"I'll meet you at the car."

"Will do."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Parenthetical Titles of Fictional Rap Songs:

10. "We Gon' Let You Ride (On Deez Nuttz)"
09. "Get That Cheez (Chedda Patrol)"
08. "(Tongue) Tha Bung"
07. "(I'm Fin Ta Ride) On Dis Bitch"
06. "Assume Da Pozishin (Knockwurst)"
05. "We Down Ta Getz Rect (al)"
04. "Jiggle Dat (Cup Da Ballz)"
03. "I Spent 20 Minutez Writing Deez Rhymes (And I'd Like Some Money Now)"
02. "Ride Wit Me (Ridaz) (We Some)"
01. "Shit (Bitch)"

 

 

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