12.01.02
Gome of the Week
People who do really lame Ozzy impressions:
Please stop this. You're the same people who were doing Austin Powers a while back.
Hooray for pop culture and dumb people having to rely on it for humor!
Oh, and also, I didn't see Saturday Night Live this weekend so please don't try and explain the skits to me because you're not Jimmy Fallon. You're not even Jon Lovitz.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
How to Dress Emo - Devastatingly accurate.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Billy Joel: The Video Album, Vol. 1 (1991)
Yeah, it's beat to shit because it's worth watching over and over. It's Billy Joel's video album and it's the soundtrack and movie to all of our lives, whether we know it or not.
It does include some of his later poppy weak material, but evens it out with "Honesty," one of the greatest songs in the history of the world.
Give it up for William Joel.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
V/A - Just Say Noel (1996)
I guess we might as well get into the ol' Christmas music for the next couple weeks. Here's one to start with. A hip collection of songs from some great Geffen artists.
Includes "Little Drum Machine Boy" by Beck and "Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope" by Sonic Youth. How festive.
Bring on the nog!
Or whatever.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
frus - When you're so frustrated you can't even say the whole word.
Origin - Dave Huebsche, a fine fellow I haven't seen in ages.
Usage - "Dude, these cougs won't even look at me. I'm even wearing cologne."
"Dude, just wait it out and they will come."
"Dude, I don't know if I can hang. I'm super frus."
"Dude, weak."
This Week's Top Ten List
Brad and Derek's Top Ten Worst Food/Beverage Combinations:
10. Milk and pickles
09. Yoo Hoo and tunafish
08. Vodka and pancakes
07. Clamato juice and beef jerky
06. Hot chocolate and clam chowder
05. Gin and grits
04. Kool-Aid and tripe
03. Triple Sec and Kraft singles
02. Everclear and pickled herring
01. Strawberry Quik and Cool Ranch Doritos