Gome of the Week
The Campbell's Soup Guy
This dude is waaaaay to excited about soup. I hope he comes to my door with some hot chicken noodle so I can throw it in his face.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Ric Flair Ate My Balls - A loving tribute.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
i know what you're thinking: what the hay is a movie that I've heard of doing in this spot? well, you've HEARD of it, but you have never seen this piece of movie magic.
this awesome-fest harkens back to the days of sweet buddy action flicks like "beverly hills cop" and "the hard way." it does not suck like "lethal weapon."
if you are into sweet flicks where you can see harrison ford hamming it up alongside master p., kurupt, and andre 3000, then this bad boy is for you.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Hazel - Are You Going to Eat That? (1995)
in honor of the reunion performance we thought it would be a good idea to include arguably the greatest break up album of all time.
their first album "toreador of love" was pop genius full of songs that seemed to document a new and exciting love. "are you going to eat that?" seems to document the break up.
this is by far their best work and one of portland's most oft-forgotten gems. if you don't own this then we can't be friends.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
and here come the pretzels - A sure sign of imminent danger.
Origin - Simpsons, Whitey Ford style.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was a yahtzee."
"Dude, but is she a powder hound?"
"No, but dude, she had a tinge of the crazy eyes."
"And here come the pretzels."
This Week's Top Ten List
biff's top ten wrestling moves that sound like mixed drinks:
10. atomic drop
08. stinger splash
07. human torture rack
06. heart punch
04. irish whip
03. scorpion death lock
02. spike piledriver