Gome of the Week
This guy's even whiter than I am.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Brad Bush's Student Profile - I'm doing alright.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Strangers With Candy Season 1 (2003)
That Jerri Blank is one piece of ass. And you know she's got a big one.
You got's to dig the Strangers With Candy, and especially since now that it's in convenient DVD form, you don't have to stay up till all hours of the night to catch it on Comedy Central.
Includes the pilot that they never showed on TV and sweet commentary from the actors.
All hail Stephen Colbert.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Sloan - Smeared (1992)
One of our high school faves, I threw this in the ol' tape deck in the Jetta last week and it's been spending some serious time in there.
From the fine land of Nova Scotia, it's a bit hard to nail down what these boys sound like, but trust me, that's a good thing.
Contains the cult hit "Underwhelmed" along with some other great "Erased Guitar" pop tunes that'll get stuck in the noggin for days.
Pick it up in your favorite used record shop.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
supposebly - A mispronunciation, usually a tip off that the person speaking is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. See also: libary, foilage, nucular.
Origin - drunk chix.
Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was tall, Neilsen style."
"Not so much."
"Dude, she told me that she 'supposebly' had a work meeting early, and then she was Bolton like Michael."
"Dude, she must work for NASA."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best New Hairstyles:
10. cornrows on the cob
09. fro on a rope
08. the beehive from the tree in your backyard
07. toupee secured with scotch tape
06. the Trump for teenagers
05. greasy as an amped-up speed dealer
04. shaving an arrow that points to where your sense of diginity should be
03. the reversed and tilted mohawk
02. get a wirey perm, refer to self as "upside down taint"
01. the sensitive ponytail