11.03.04

Gome of the Week
Bill Cosby blames illiteracy on rap music. Clearly, that is the problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Sorry Everybody - If it makes you feel better to apologize...

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Team America: World Police (2004)

We don't usually do the flicks that are still in the theaters, but if you haven't seen this, you should get out and do that shit.

Puppets swearing, shooting, and humping.

What more could you want?

How about making endless fun of celebrities?

I'll take it.

Pee your pants funny.

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
TV on the Radio - Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes (2004)

A record that should probably suck, but somehow doesn't.

I hate to use the word "ambient," but I just might have to in order to describe this one. Long songs that twist each and every which way and then spiral in and out of control.

Keep the bling bling at home.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
wickedballs - A sweet way to call something sweet.

Origin - Tim from Calgary.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was going bananas."

"Dude, sweet?"

"Dude, not so much. But she ended up box out dealin'."

"Dude, that is wickedballs."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Words That Rhyme With "Jelly":

10. smelly
09. belty
08. shelfy
07. melted
06. ralfalfa
05. melfi
04. gremlin
03. deli
02. bellboy
01. melbourne