10.27.04

Gome of the Week
Ashlee Simpson (again):

I feel so betrayed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Halloween Porn Cookies - Perfect for the kids!

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Monster Squad (1987)

Let's hear it for Halloween!

what can one say about the monster squad?

dracula? he's there. frankenstein? he's there. the mummy? you bet your sweet ass.

the wolfman? who can forget this classic moment of movie magic:

"kick him in the nards!" "wolfman don't got nards!" "kick them anyways!"

genius.

happy halloween! love biff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Travis Morrison - Travistan (2004)

The leader of D.C.'s Dismemberment Plan goes solo, and doesn't change what ain't busted.

Kind of a mildly pompous effort, beating you over the head with his self-righteousness, but the tunes are great as always.

And he somehow manages to rip off Fugazi's "Break" which is really bizarre. But fitting.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
bromance - A sweet way to name your non-sexual relationship with another guy.

Origin - Oat.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night had some bacne."

"Dude, that is hallow-weak."

"Dude, I was bolton like michael."

"Good move. Dude, sounds like it's time for us to rekindle our bromance."

"Dude."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Halloween Treats:

10. candied gravel
09. gummi razor blades
08. everlasting doorstoppers
07. olive flavored jelly beans
06. week old tacos
05. tripe on a stick
04. mayo on the radiator
03. canadian nickels
02. used stridex pads
01. travel size preparation h