05.26.04

Gome of the Week
So sweet to see the Lakes rolling through the playoffs again.

Sports are so exciting and unpredictable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Cat Cam - Someone's got too much time on their hands.

 

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Buying the Cow (2002)

A semi-funny romantic comedy starring the kid from Fifteen, the fat kid from Stand By Me, the girl from Billy Madison, the chick from Who's the Boss, one of the dudes from Swingers, and Bill Bellamy.

Basically, David (Jerry O'Connel) has to decide whether to get married or go on puss run.

"In the end, David's search for true love will unleash secrets and surprises to turn all their lives upside down!"

Hell ya.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
David Cross - It's Not Funny (2004)

Oh, but it is so darn funny. It seems that David Cross gets more and more bitter as the years go on, and I love it.

Seems like he doesn't care for the war in Iraq very much. Or George Bush for that matter.

My favorite track: "Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!"

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
the post-girlfriend breakup head shave - Sometimes when you get dumped you gotta
shave the ol' head. Bad idea.

Origin - Depressed men everywhere.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was tall, Nielsen style."

"Dude, nice."

"I'd probably be taller than her but I just pulled the post girlfriend breakup head shave, so I'm not as tall as I used to be."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Worst Brands of Bottled Water:

10. Aqualama
09. Post Birth 2 0
08. Rocky Mountain Runoff
07. Sumo Sweat
06. Cup O' Rain
05. Rung Out Jockeys
04. Filtered Frat Vomit
03. Kiddie Pool
02. I Can't Believe It's Not Puddle!
01. Blowhole Extract