05.20.07

Gome of the Week
Everyone's celebrating Bob Barker right now, because he's leaving The Price Is Right. Have we all forgot that this guy is kind of a douchebag? Bob Barker, kind of a douchebag. Never forget.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Simpsons Quotes - And lots of 'em.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Escape From L.A. (1996)

I laughed non-stop from beginning to end. This screen gem has to be seen to be believed. My favorite part is when Snake surfs with Peter Fonda and rides a tidal wave so he can jump into a car driven by Steve Buscemi. I can't make this up.

Love Biff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
George Segal - The Yama Yama Man (1967)

The guy from Just Shoot Me/Look Who's Talking recorded an album 30 years ago. And I bought it. Turns out he plays the banjo. I could have gone through my life just fine without knowing that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Not today, not to Gil - A sweet dejected statement to make.

Origin - I've been on a Simpsons kick for the last 17 years. This is from Gil Gunderson, the sad salesman.

Usage - "Dude, are you ready for super ultimate party time?

"Dude, I think I'd rather turn the tables on you and give you an unexpected Perfect Plex."

"Not today, not to Gil."

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best Things To Say To Your Partner In Crime Right Before You Rob A Bank:

10. "Wow, I took down that Super Big Gulp pretty quick. Hope this doesn't turn into a standoff situation."
09. "Probably shouldn't have written the note containing our demands on your personal stationary."
08. "Hold on, my oversized foam cowbay hat keeps slipping down over my eyes."
07. "Have you ever seen Dog Day Afternoon? Yeah, me neither."
06. "I know this is a last resort, but the CHiPs Season One DVD box set is not going to pay for itself."
05. "If you don't make it out of this alive, is it ok if I trade your car for speed?"
04. "Ah Sunday. A great day for bank robbin'."
03. "First thing I'm gonna do with my money? Get my taint buffed until your sister can see her reflection in it."
02. "Gloves? Check. Ski mask? Check. Gun? Check. Pants? God damn it..."
01. "I'm gonna steal from this society until they have no choice but to respect me!"

 

 

 

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