10.20.02
Gome of the Week
The guy who ripped me off on eBay:
This is probably what he looks like. Just send me my DVD, you jagoff.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Stop Clown Porn Now! - This is really great.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Another Halloween classic. You have to love these flicks where they list who's starring in it at the top and it's just some random people. Good times.
Anyway, you know, they go to camp, kids make out and then get brutally slaughtered, that whole thing. Why don't they make movies like this anymore? So bad it's good.
"They discover that someone - or something - has turned their summer of fun into a vacation to dismember."
Oh, I get it!
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
MC Paul Barman - Paullelujah! (2002)
It finally came out. The first full-length album from the great Jewish hope. Of course, it's 12 songs and not really that long, but what the heck. I've been waiting like 3 years for this bad boy, and it's pretty good.
Mr. Barman always makes you think and then rewind and listen and then think again, which is the ill shit.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
backyard bangin' like a Benzi - A compliment for the ladies.
Origin - Another nonsensical offering from Ghostface Killah, I think it's on the Cuban Linx album.
Usage - "Dude, check out that sweet little lady."
"Dude, her backyard's bangin' like a Benzi. If I was jiggy, she'd be spotted like Spuds McKenzie."
"Um, OK dude."
This Week's Top Ten List
Brad's Top Ten Activities That Have No Redeeming Value Whatsoever:
10. Watching Cuba Gooding Jr. act in a movie.
09. Taking bong hits of tobacco.
08. Literary discussions about Stephen King books.
07. Sleeping less than 8 hours.
06. Wasting time even talking about R. Kelly.
05. Reading InStyle magazine.
04. Using the word "Diva."
03. Reading the comic strip "Mutts."
02. Wondering if it's OK to like Dashboard Confessional (it's not)
01. Sitting through Requiem for a Dream.