Gome of the Week
Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz:
Dude, if you could just crunk it down a little bit, that would help me out a lot.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
No Longer Gay Living for God - If you're tired of being gay and want God to talk you out of it, go here. It's a comedy sketch come to life!
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Miami Vice: The Collector's Edition (1987)
Crockett. Tubbs. Lots of dudes trying to smuggle blow into Florida.
It's just like that new video game that ripped this off...
Anyway, this is one of those two-parters packaged neatly on one sweet video cassette.
By the way, if anyone has seen Philip Michael Thomas' career, he's been looking for it for quite some time.
Let him know.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Bad Ronald - Bad Ronald (2001)
If I was a frat dude that really liked to get stoned and party and talk about being stoned while I was partying, I would love this album.
But I'm not so I don't.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
the helm of the bobsled - Where you're at when you're workin' a fine young lady from behind and you're holdin' on tight.
Origin - Dennis Miller, Black and White style.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night had a back yard that was bangin' like a benzie."
"Dude, did you guys get ham-hocked?"
"Dude, let's just say that by 9:45 I was truly at the helm of the bobsled."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best Reasons to Pull Your Shirt Up for "Girls Gone Wild":
10. Snoop offered you some "sticky icky icky"
09. You always wanted your dad's friends to jerk off to shaky video footage of you, now they can
08. It's like that tattoo you regret, but instead of covering it up, people get to buy it late at night while they're drunk so it's sure to follow you for the rest of your life
07. 2 words: free t-shirt
06. You can show your kids how well-behaved you were when you were their age
05. It's like a shortcut to becoming famous in a really trashy way
04. What else can you do after four apple martinis?
03. It'll make you the most popular girl at night school
02. Grandma would have wanted it this way
01. Sure to land you that job promotion