Gome of the Week
Glenn Campbell pleads guilty to drunk driving.

Funny, he doesn't look drunk.







This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The World's Longest Tongue - It's a big un'.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Gas Food Lodging (1992)

Ah, nothing like an old school indie flick starring some lovely ladies.

Ione Skye and Fairuza Balk play Shade and Trudi, some white trash girls who live in the desert with their single mom and are nothing but bored and looking for a good time.

Not a bad flick, but then I'm a sucker for anything with Ione Skye in it.









This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Audio Learning Center - Cope Park (2004)

Chris Brady, excuse me - Christopher E. Brady - has grown up since his days in Pond, and this album is proof of that. Not to say that is a bad thing, however.

This is their second album for Vagrant, and the punk kids probably won't dig this one, but us die hard fans will. It's a little slow in places, but Brady is my favorite player that can rock a bass like a guitar and actually not have it suck.






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Paperboy - A sweet term for when you're driving and things keep coming out of nowhere.

Origin - NES, SNES.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night had crazy eyes."

"Dude, did you feed her some What Whats?"

"Dude, totally. Next thing I know she was more fucked up than Peter O' Toole on his birthday and behind the wheel of my car driving like Popeye. And people on bikes and kids were popping out from behind cars everywhere."

"Dude, Paperboy."

"Total Paperboy."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Posters on My Wall:

10. Deney Terrio from Dance Fever
09. Charles Nelson Reilly
08. A leprechaun riding a unicorn on a surfboard
07. Glenn Hubbard
06. Dolphins playing backgammon
05. 365 reasons to party!
04. Rollerball (the original, not the remake)
03. the Coors Light twins doing a Doublemint ad
02. Betty Boop nude
01. The periodic table of beer