Gome of the Week
People who don't think that Baseketball is a tremendously hilarious film:

Get off your high horse.

Okay, South Park is really played out, I'll give you that. But their film work is absolutely phenomonal.

You don't have to act like you're too good for it.

"Dude, that is so fucking weak."



This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Unofficial Meredith Salenger Fansite - Quite possibly the hottest girl in the history of film. You might remember her as Natty Gann, but then she grew up and decided to Dream A Little Dream with the two Coreys and it kind of cancelled her career. I miss her. Look at the pictures on this page and realize that she is "money, dude."


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Mutant on the Bounty (1989)

(The Films of John Durbin in 1989, Part I)

Look out below, it's Mutant on the Bounty. This movie claims to be in the grand tradition of Spaceballs but that might be speaking a little too highly.

This movie is about some guy who's a musician and he gets beamed up on some ship and he's mutilated...blah blah blah. Whatever, it's supposed to "provide light years of laughs."

Things like that can happen when you travel standby in outer space.

From the back of the box: "Color/93 minutes."








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Heart Beats Red - The "911" single (2001)

This is all Biff Pocaroba.

This group is a trio that we saw a while ago at a Jealous Butcher party. They're a couple of young ladies who front the group and a gent who plays the drums. Catchy loud little tunes.

They are on a Mr. Lady comp somewhere so there might be some info about them on their website.





This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
The Black Rebel Chop - Usually delivered to the neck/throat area, this is a devastating maneuver that can only be properly executed by Johnny Black Rebel or his bandmate Toby Black Rebel. Check out the demonstration on biff pocaroba down below.

"Dude, Johnny, I think your guitar might be a bit out of tune."

"Oh yeah?"





"Dude? Ahhhhhh!"









This Week's Top Ten List
biff pocaroba's top 10 words that he hates:

10. goblet
09. panties
08. meat
07. creamy
06. tidbits
05. titties
04. kibbles
03. tenderloin
02. moist
01. riblet