08.11.04

Gome of the Week
People who sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at karaoke and try to throw the word "fuck" into it like the dude in Old School:

Oh my God, please stop doing this, you never get it right and it's really not that funny in the first place.

And by the way, that song "fucking" sucks regardless.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
George Says - Anything you want him to.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Time Bandits (1981)

okay, i thought that everyone had seen this movie but i realized that i was very wrong so here it is.

this is one of the few films that i would say truly defies categorization. it is action/fantasy/comedy/childrens all wrapped up in one nice package.

directed by terry gilliam, produced by george harrison, and starring a group of midgets and ex-monty python members; need i say more?

oh, and it has the bad guy from "tron." that is all.

love biff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Bad Company - Straight Shooter (1975)

Hey, if Kid Rock can cover 'em, that's good enough for me.

Actually, I love Bad Company and I just picked this baby up on cassette to rock in the ol' car.

If you hate classic rock, you would hate this. But I love any song called "Wild Fire Woman."

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
sprung like a slinky - When someone's got you feelin' it.

Origin - A good staircase.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was a boggle as well."

"Dude, did she feel like making lunch?"

"Dude, she gave me a brumsky between my moobs and she had me sprung like a slinky."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Signs It's Too Hot Outside:

10. The hippies in my hood have ice packs hanging from their dreads
09. The porn that I left in my car melted before I could return it
08. I went to see Catwoman just to be in an air conditioned building
07. Replaced my nighttime blanky with a flat sheet of ice
06. Have seen at least three hipsters with their glasses melded to their ironic mullets
05. Replaced my Tuesday fat suit with my Thursday naked suit
04. Slept in the bathtub last night(not because of the heat, I just woke up there)
03. Fried an egg on the manhole cover outside my place
02. Hasty revival of that really shitty Nelly song about how its hot
01. Gin popsicles!