Gome of the Week
Don't protest the war when you don't vote.
The best way to protest George W. Bush: Use your vote so he never even gets into office!
Get in the game.
To those of you who voted against him and are protesting: You're fighting the good (obvious) fight, but blocking traffic is just making people want to run you over. Bring it on the intelligent tip.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Bad Jocks - Find out what atheletes have screwed up this week. The Blazers should own this site.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Warrior and The Sorceress (1984)
Can you ever really get enough of David Carradine? I mean, he is a true talent.
"An age of mystery and magic... Of swords and sorcery."
Oh, swords and sorcery. Why didn't you say so? And, in case you were wondering, the lady on the front of the box there does indeed have two sets of boobs. Ah to be alive in the year... wait, this never actually happened.
And, Carradine's name is Kain in this flick. Hasn't he already been down that road?
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
V/A - Office Space: The Motion Picture Soundtrack (1999)
Yeah, we all watch the movie way too much and love the bejeezus out of it, but the sountrack is great as well. It's a bit hard to find these days, but if you can get your hands on it it's well worth it.
A lot of Geto Boys, a little bit of Ice Cube, and even some Kool Keith. Who could ask for more? Also includes a rare duet by Canibus and Biz Markie.
"I can't talk to my Mama so I talk to my diary"
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Purvis Ellison - A total pervert.
Origin - He used to be in the NBA, and his name just happens to have "purv" in it.
Usage: "Dude, did you see that chick's diamond turd cutter? Her backyard was bangin' like a benzee!"
"Dude, what's up Purvis Ellison?"
"Dude, take off the hater shades."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Reasons I Watch "American Idol" While I Update This Site:
10. No cable in my room
09. The big black kid is pimpadocious
08. The dance numbers: flawless
07. I'm a glutton for commercials
06. Like to pretend the teenage girls are screaming for me
05. Clay = Rick Astley
04. That Simon, he's just so sassy!
03. Studying ways that I might push my future children way too hard
02. Trying to decide on the slowest way to kill the frosted hair host guy
01. Dude, Kelly came back tonight and it was awesome!