04.30.03

Gome of the Week
The Arby's oven mitt:

This needs to stop. Now.

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Impersonators - Some good, some bad. All funny.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Million Dollar Kid (2000)

Richard Thomas (John Boy), Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady), C. Thomas Howell (Soul Man), Estelle Getty (Sophia from the Golden Girls), Clint Howard (Ice Cream Man), Randy Travis (Country Craptown Piper), and COREY FELDMAN all star in this mad caper involving people chasing after a winning lottery ticket. Incudes an intro from Jon Voight for some unknown reason.

B-movie heaven.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
mcenroe - disenfranchised (2003)

If you don't know mcenroe then you are missing out.

This is the best rap album of the year.

Bar none.

Biff.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Sissy like Spacek - Dude, you're a sissy.

Origin - E to the Roc.

Usage - "Dude, remember last night when you drank that What What and then were on the receiving end of that Black Rebel Chop? Dude, weak."

"Leave me alone."

"Dude, you're a Sissy like Spacek."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things That People Claim to Like That Actually Suck:

10. 50 Cent
09. The Royal Tennenbaums
08. That episode of The Simpsons where Lisa is president and Bart has a rat tail
07. Gin
06. Ben Affleck (post Reindeer Games)
05. Cocaine
04. John Leguizamo
03. M*A*S*H
02. the word "dollop"
01. Requiem for A Dream