06.23.02
Gome of the Week
The cable company is taking away Trio, the channel that airs Sessions at West 54th Street. We just got the notice in the mail.
I guess making room for three more action movie channels is more important than seeing Steve Earle or Tricky or Beck play really sweet sets in front of like 40 people.
Crap.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Saved By the Bell Collectibles - So sad but true that all this garbage existed.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Vice Academy 4 (1994)
We had this little gem sitting on the coffee table in my front room and someone was heard to comment "You mean to tell me that there are actually 3 of these that came before this one?
Damn straight, so give it up for Vice Academy 4, a straight to video tale about a wicked nymphomaniac named Malathion (played masterfully by Julia Parton) who has broken out of prison and plans to seduce the Commissioner and destroy his wedding plans.
Boobs-a-plenty still can't save this film from totally sucking.
Dude, nowhere near as good as the first three.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Icehouse - "Electric Blue" (1987)
Yeah, I've been going through my old records quite a bit lately. Here's one that I bought when I was about 11 years old and was just absolutely stoked about.
I was listening Hall and Oates this morning and looking at this record and realized that John Oates co-wrote this song. And the guy who sings it has got a sweet LBST, so what could be better?
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Haterade - The beverage of choice for haters everywhere.
Origin - I started drinking it the first time I saw a Limp Bizkit video.
Usage - "Dude, Lil' Romeo is so fucking weak. I liked him better the first time, when he was called Lil' Bow Wow."
"Dude, ouch. Go ahead and pour yourself a big tumbler of haterade. And make it with ice, 'cos that was extra cold."
This Week's Top Ten List
Oh My God, Again With the Top Ten Things That People Typed into Search Engines This Week That Got Them To Our Site:
(And by the way, in case there is any confusion, these are all real.)
10. Misanthrope Synopsis
09. Old Spice commercial
08. socker rocker
07. Luke Young the foot baller
06. Mongoose girls bikes
05. Punky Brewster boobs
04. BMX mag wheels suck
03. picture of a rodent
02. crazy girls fucked by cucumbers
01. check it blee