Gome of the Week
Byrd may be old, but he'll wait in line to protest Rice.

I respect that. No kidding.







This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Hoax - I have to admit, I was fooled.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Dog Park (1998)

I gotta tell ya, if I didn't know that this was written and directed by Bruce McCulloch (Kids In The Hall), I would have never seen this movie.

However, I looooove Kathleen Robertson, and when you add the fact that I did know about the McCulloch involvement, you got yourself a deal sealer.

Of course it's a bit of a rom com, but deal with it. Toss in a bit of bitter Garofalo and it roughs out the smooth edges.

The lesson to be learned: Chicks dig guys with dogs.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
MC Honky - I Am The Messiah (2003)

Don't let the terrible, terrible, name fool you. This guy's not even a rapper. Thank God.

He is kind of a Beck-biting DJ sort of guy. Not too bad though, having said that.

Good background fun.







This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
tramp stamp - A tattoo on the small of a girl's back.

Origin - Hilarity.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night had a sweet tittoo."

"Dude. That's a bit whiskey tango."

"Dude, and when she spun around, she was rocking the tramp stamp."




This Week's Top Ten List
Oatmeal's Top Ten Films That Probably Came Out Last Year:

10. Napoleon Dynamite
9. The Motorcycle Diaries
8. The Assassination of Richard Nixon
7. Fahrenheit 911
6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
5. Kill Bill Vol. 2
4. Bad Santa
3. Sideways
2. The Corporation
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.