Gome of the Week
Lil' Kim is on trial for perjury.

That's a shame.









This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Wrestling Action Figures - This is a sweet site to buy some vintage stuff.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Das Efx: Dead Serious (1992)

Straight from the early nineties, it's the diggity DAS EFX for that ass, and they're dead serious.

Microphone checka, Microphone checka.

This is one of those sweet music videos that has like three actual videos and then a bunch of shaky handi cam footage of awkward interviews and video shoot footage.

They're straight from the sewer, yo.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Har Mar Superstar - Har Mar Superstar (2001)

A little white dude busting out fresh R&B vocals over some pretty dope slow jams.

Think Mac Dawg with better production.

And it's on KRS, so it must be cool.







This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
replacing "love" with "lunch" - A sweet way to be funny.

Origin - Me and Lattice, high school style.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night had a case of gomeosis."

"Dude, did you give her a whole lotta lunch?"

"Dude, I gave her a crazy little thing called lunch."

"Dude, all I want to do is make lunch with you."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Numbers That Don't Exist:

10. feight
09. oneteen
08. outfinity
07. thirtyzero
06. fortynineteenhundred
05. thrine
04. a quillion
03. 2/3 of zero
02. a zorloc of a buntle
01. tweven