07.01.07

Gome of the Week
If you're waiting in line to pay $600 for a phone, it may be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Dude Releases His New Album On an NES Cartridge - Yeah he does.

 

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Plump Fiction (1997)

Now, some people don't like the non-Downtown Julie Brown. I am not one of these people. I think she is awesome. She is in Shakes The Clown, thus can do no wrong. Sure some of the things being parodied here are a bit dated but the gal that is doing Juliette Lewis from Natural Born Killers makes the whole thing worthwhile. And I always root for Tommy Davidson. And you should too.

Love Biff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Bent Fabric - Alley Cat (1962)

My latest find from the bargain bins. Apparently Bent Fabric is a guy, not a band, as this is just some dude tinkering around on his piano for a half hour. But, I liked the cover.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
The Draperface - Something you really don't want to have done to your face.

Origin - Claude Lemieux, Kris Draper, hockey, anger.

Usage - "Dude, I'm getting pretty frus with your sacktacular attitude."

"Well dude, maybe I'll set you up with a Black Rebel Chop and see how you like that."

"Dude that would be untight. I would be forced to issue you a Draperface."

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Ways I'll Be Celebrating Independence Day:

10. By not watching Independence Day
09. Sitting on my roof shirtless with a BB gun. If I can't do that, then the terrorists have truly won
08. Go to nearest hospital, offer DVD of Born on the 4th of July to the family of first child born after midnight
07. Cramming a roman candle up my fat ass
06. Go jogging in a "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirt, effectively blow everyone's mind
05. Shaving "USA" into my upper back hair
04. Hope to make some hot chicks use a "Picolo Pete" as a strap on dildo
03. Go to local river, hopefully be in the background of local news report when someone drunkenly dies
02. Sit in a half full kiddy pool and yell "Git-R-Done!" until the cops come or the terrorists lose
01. Go to Transformers, demand money back when the cassette player guy does not make an appearance in the film

 

 

 

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