Gome of the Week
Oregon has some of the highest prices in the U.S. This needs to work itself out.





This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Online Karaoke - Be a star in the comfort of your own home.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Dream A Little Dream 2 (1995)

From the writer of "Fast Getaway II" and the cinematographer of "Maniac Cop 2" comes the sequel to end all sequels: "Dream a Little Dream 2!"

This time around the Coreys find a pair of sunglasses that lets you control whoever is wearing the other pair. But that's beside the point. Feldman is in full blown Michael Jackson regalia and Haim rocks a sweet beret accessorized by a menagerie of dangly earrings.

Feldman also performs his classic original songs "Feelin Funky" and "Perfect Woman (No Such Thing As)." It is awesome.

The only thing "Dream a Little Dream 2" lacks is a clever subtitle like "Dream a Little Dream: Dinger's Story" or "Dream a Little Dream 2: Coleman's Revenge.

Other than that it is perfect.

Love, biff.






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Toni Land - Karaoke King EP (1997)

I think this is supposed to be funny in that kind of Jill Sobule sort of vain, but I seem to not get it.

What the hey, I only paid a dollar for it so I guess I can clam up.








This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
cock holster - A great way to describe the mouth of someone you do not like. Also see "pie hole" and "cake disposal unit."

Origin - Uptown.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was sacktacular."

"Whats the Dio, Ronnie James?"

"I mouthed off and she told me to close my cock holster."




This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Signs Your Hotel is Crappy:

10. Your bible is made by ''Gidjuyn's''
09. The maid offers to make your bed with full release
08. The continental breakfast includes a dixie cup filled with Tang and whiskey
07. Kids stay free, but only if they clean the pool
06. The toilet is a coin op
05. The ''soda machine'' is nothing more than a bum with a 2 liter of Fanta
04. You order an adult feature, two geriatrics show up at your door
03. The sign hanging on your doorknob says ''Ever seen a grown man naked? Come on in!''
02. Your busboy: Gary Busey
01. The restaurant menu special is a pile of blow