Gome of the Week
Bonzi, it's only the third game of the season.

It's a whole new Blazers!







This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Dead Porn Stars - True talents cut down in their prime. Don't look at this in your cubicle.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Simpsons: Trick or Treehouse (2000)

In true Simpsons style, we present the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror flick a week after Halloween.

For some reason, this contains episodes 3 and 5. Maybe they're going odds and evens or some business.

Treehouse of Horror 5 is one of the greatest ever. It features "The Shinning," which can stand alone as a Halloween classic, along with "Time and Punishment" and "Nightmare Cafeteria."

"You might even say that we ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait... scratch that last one."







This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Kid 'N Play - 2 Hype (1988)

What can you say about the highest hi-top fade in the world? This is House Party on wax, baby.

Sad thing is, I think I owned this when I was in 6th grade. I'll turn this motha out. You know that.

Includes the hits "Brother Man Get Hip," "Do This My Way," and of course, the dance craze that swept the nation, "Do the Kid 'N Play Kick Step."

Throw your fade in the air, and shave it like you just don't care.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
blowing mouth - Barfing. It's dirty cousin: blowing ass.

Origin - Me on a roller coaster.

Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night had a sweet lbst."

"Dude, she must have been the snowboarding of cougs."

"Dude, we got housed like a suburb and the next thing I knew I was driving like Popeye and she was blowing mouth out of the passenger's side window."

"Dude, untight."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Ways to Get Killed By a Bear:

10. A fish covered suit + a dip in the river = the dirt nap
09. Walk up to him and call him "Gentle Ben"
08. Ask him if you can have a "dip of his Kodiak"
07. Tell him you saw his mom getting humped at the zoo in front of like, 300 people
06. "You're the bear, how's about calling me 'BJ'?"
05. Take a mama bear's cub, signal for the DDT, execute it. Fun will ensue
04. Dress up like Grizzly Adams in drag, roam the forest
03. Refer to him as "Mr. Berenstein," ask if you can date his hot daughter
02. Stroll up to him, comment on the fact that he doesn't seem to be wearing pants
01. Remove shirt, insist on a hairy chest competition