Gome of the Week
I hate gay people this much!











This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Brad Bush Quotes - Apparently I coach sports. D up.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Beaver Trilogy (1981)

A lost Sean Penn/Crispin Glover classic. If you can find a copy, I highly reccomend it.









This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Park-Like Setting - Craftsmen (2007)

The boys from up north do it again. Check out Peanuts and Corn and get with it.








This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
water : earth as hair : my body - A great way to describe how hairy you are, if you're super hairy. If you are hairless, just reverse it.

Origin - I'm mad hairy.

Usage - "Dude, you've got cheese in your back hair."

"Damn it! Not again! Dude, Water : Earth as Hair : My Body. "

"You got that right. Are you sure you're not related to Robin Williams? "


This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten New Sexual Positions:

10. The Saginaw Speedbag
09. The Groinder
08. Polishing the Antique Tuba
07. Filling the Five Hole
06. The Coach Class Ride to Teabag Junction
05. Bathing the Parakeet
04. Mutual Anal Bleaching
03. The Rochester Reacharound w/ A Side of Pubic Shave
02. The Tripod (Amputees only)
01. The Carolina Corn Chute


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