09.15.04

Gome of the Week
Sky Captain and the World of Who Cares.

It looks like a comic book! Sweet!

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
George "The Animal" Steele - He has his own site. Who knew?

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Dead & Buried (1981)

this movie was legitimately creepy.

people keep on disappearing in the town and then are seen later in much more comatose like state. it is up to the local sheriff to uncover the mysteries of potter's bluff.

i wonder if that is by gobbler's knob? i wonder if that is the name of a gay porno?

anyhoo, watch this with "chopper chicks in zombietown," which has a very similar plot, and you are in business. peep the limited edition double dvd extravaganza.

thank god for blue underground, troma, and anchor bay. without them my life would be much more fulfilling. props to the kikedyke.

love biff.

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Belle & Sebastian - The Boy With the Arab Strap (1998)

Good ol' fashioned wuss-pop, the way it's supposed to be.

Want to impress a lady on the first date?

Put on the second side of boy with the arab strap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Egg McGuffin - What someone's eaten when they're giving you a lot of guff.

Origin - The drive thru of bad slang.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was coppin' tude."

"Dude, had she been chugging the haterade?"

"I think that's what she used to wash down the Egg McGuffin."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With "Audacious":

10. patience
09. classist
08. crawfish
07. trashpit
06. manish
05. dadless
04. facelift
03. rememberance
02. gamtastic
01. graciousness