01.26.05

Gome of the Week
"Love Is In the Heir" on A&E:

So fake it's funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Lame NES - With a sweet Ace Ebb background.

 

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Strangers With Candy: Season 3 (2004)

The third and final season of the greatest Comedy Central show of all time.

You know Stephen Colbert from the Daily Show, but see him here in all his acting glory.

Contains the final episode where they torch the school and hit the road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Pavement - Crooked Rain Crooked Rain: LA's Desert Origins (2004)

Another reissue on my list of best albums of the year, last few years, etc.

If you have never heard Pavement, start here. Though this is their second record, it's probably the most accessible.

Reminds me why Pavement is one of the top 5 most important bands of the 90's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
he/she's a totem pole - If you want to break a person's body down by sections, each with a face.

Origin - Explosive D.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was down for getting awesome."

"Dude, she wasn't tanorexic, was she?"

"No, she had a diamond turd cutter."

"Dude, you gotta love a chick whose totem pole has a great ass for a face."

 

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
Brad's Top Ten Exercises to Do At the Gym:

10. the ass press
09. the waffler
08. the groin strain
07. the locker room speed bag
06. the naked roto-till
05. the jumping jill
04. the soapy sauna
03. the not going at all
02. the camel toe floss glide
01. the try to hide you're lobbin'