Gome of the Week
Can you please stop burning copies of the CAC album?

We're not trying to be dicks, but come on. We put a year of our lives and a considerable amount of our own money into this project. The CD is half the price of a normal CD and you still can't help us out?

We're doing this for fun, but if we don't sell enough of these, there won't be a next one.

Don't take food outta my kid's mouth. My baby mama is straight pissed.







This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Peanuts and Corn Records - We thought we had an original hip-hop idea, and then we realized somebody beat us to it. This is the home of Mcenroe, Peanuts and Corn records, and a bunch of other bands and guys. Download the MP3's and listen to some Canadian white boys that kick a lot of ass.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Norman's Awesome Experience (1989)

I have a pretty high tolerance for sitting through crappy movies(I hang out with the white mystery quite a bit) but I couldn't bring myself to make it through this one.

It's Norman's Awesome Experience and I tried like 5 times and I just couldn't do it.

This movie stars Tom McCamus and Laurie Patton, who have since gone on to do great work in the fields of alcoholism and panhandling.

Eroc calls it the perfect cross between Bill and Ted and Young Einstein.

From the back: "89.95 list price"







This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Maldoror - She (1999)

One of Mike Patton's many side projects, and it's one of the weird ones. He got together with Masami Akita and it sounds like they were recording a soundtrack to a violent Japanese cartoon show.

Very bizarre. Should win an award for prettiest cover on a record that is almost intolerable to listen to.






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
The Heisman - The stiff arm, the brush off, the awkward end-of-relationship/dating thing where the other person begins to make it clear that it's over.

Usage: "Dude, I thought you were going to see Tonya again tonight."

" Dude, she all of sudden remembered that she had other plans. I think she's giving me the Heisman."

"Dude, that is not tight."



This Week's Top Ten List
biff pocaroba's top 10 favorite wonder years characters:

10. cutlip
09. the fat kid with all the toys and yoohoo
08. kevin's other fat friend (with the car)
07. that guy that was played by giovanni ribisi
06. the hot chick kevin has french class with
05. "phife-dawg"
04. david schwimmer as karen's boyfriend/husband
03. wayne
02. becky slater
01. chuck