Gome of the Week
Creed broke up.

That's a shame.










This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
You're the Man Now, Dog - Be sure to have your speakers on. This site is bizarrely useless but awesome.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

are you ready for mummies? some black guy claiming to be jfk? elvis? bruce campbell? then you are ready for "bubba ho-tep."

bruce does his best ash doing elvis impersonation and lays around a whole bunch pondering his life and the mummy who lives downstairs who is sucking the souls of all the elderly people.

sadly, no chainsaws but it's still pretty sweet.

love, biff.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
The Butchies - Make Yr Life (2004)

the brand new fourth album by the butchies is their best album since their first. kaia wilson is a genius. if you don't know this you are lame.

for this album they for the most part throw away the slow songs and decide to rock, which is always a great choice.

you should seriously get this because kaia wilson is seriously genius. seriously.

love, biff.





This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
that's a lotta dimp - Something you say when something shitty happens.

Origin - Super Troopers.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was a total chopster."

"Dude, nice?"

"No, pretty weak. She wouldn't let me give her the pleasure pistol, and she wouldn't massage my moobs."

"Dude, that's a lotta dimp."

"Yeah it is."



This Week's Top Ten List
the top ten things the cac do to sabotage their own careers:

10. go to school
09. have girlfriends
08. don't have ironic mullets
07. actually perform a set rather than just show up and ramble on the mic for twenty minutes until leaving the stage because "the crowd is not hype."
06. never speak to one another due to "beef."
05. rum.
04. vodka
03. miller high life.
02. sleep.
01. free internet pornography.