Gome of the Week
Whitney Houston's back in rehab.

That's a shame.







This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Worst Rock Band Ever - Scientific proof.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Back to the Future: The Complete Trilogy (2005)

What can you say about one of the greatest trilogies ever?

How about "Great Scott!"

Or "Holy shit!"














This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Sebadoh - Bakesale (1994)

I've been listening to this record way too much lately. Probably their most popular record(which isn't saying too much), but there still isn't a radio hit to be found. You'd have to wait for Folk Implosion a few years later for Mr. Barlow to pull that off.

This record hurts me so good.








This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
mandruff - Another dirty one, but I promised my friends. It's when you come in a girls hair and she doesn't
get it all out so it eventually flakes out on its own.

Origin - ONUG and Pauly.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night wanted to get the 4-9-3-11."

"Dude, nice."

"Well, you do know I make a good cake and the ladies seem to like me."

"Dude, you are more of a mack than Cloon Dog."

"True. And let's just say she woke up with a mean case of mandruff."

"Time to pass the Head & Shoulders."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Gerbil Names:

10. Gerbie
09. Steve
08. Gnawton
07. Sir Elton Gerbil
06. Sweet Pete
05. Gil
04. Ralfalfa
03. Phyllis
02. Flappy Flap Flappity Flo
01. (Insert Richard Gere joke here)