Gome of the Week
Sly Magazine is here!
Stallone, Jenna Jameson, what more do you need?
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Band Names - If you are starting a sweet new band, find a crappy name for it here!
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
I've completely lost track of all the content on this site, so if I put this film up here before, I apologize.
Anyway, I initially watched this film because Richard Russo is one of my favorite authors and he co-wrote the screenplay.
I stayed for Reese Witherspoon topless.
A winning combo in my book.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Karp - Suplex (1995)
Are you ready to rock?
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Fugazi Osbourne - A sweet way to describe a band's sound.
Origin - Numerous record reviewers, thinking they're being very original and witty.
Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was down for the brumsky."
"Dude, right arm."
"Yeah, but she insisted on playing her brother's band's CD."
"Dude, were they ballsackian?"
"Dude, totally Fugazi Osbourne."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best Ways to Get High at Home:
10. Take shots of White Out
09. Freebasing grime and grease
08. Doing wall hits with your children
07. Gravity bong hits of oven cleaner
06. Suck face with a light socket
05. Eat your entire CD collection
04. Do keg stands around a bucket of mop water
03. Huff your dog's flea spray
02. Pile drive yourself repeatedly
01. No Doz suppositories