04.13.05

Gome of the Week
G-Dub's iPod playlist revealed!

And...who the fuck cares.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
It's Crazy Times - It sure will.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Karate Kid (1984)

The last ten minutes of this movie are the stuff off legends.

And yes, everyone has seen this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Elliott Smith - Roman Candle (1994)

A man in his bedroom getting it all out.

And it's sad and happy all at the same time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
The Charlie Beard - When I grow a beard out, biff thinks I look like Charlie from Party of Five.

Origin - biff.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was a little thin mizzy."

"Good thing you're a nomosexual."

"True. I think my Charlie beard is insuring that."

"Dude, that's a lotta dimp."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things I Say In My Sleep:

10. "You know, I really do like those Pinwheel cookies."
09. "Well hello, Kathy Ireland from 1987."
08. "Lockjaw!"
07. "So I wasn't the only one who thought she was a little dim...."
06. "They think I'm Mexican."
05. "Another dream where I'm mowing grass? I miss being a teenager."
04. "Put the belt around my neck, but not too tight. This is gonna be intense."
03. "Schweppo!"
02. "As long as I can shit solids and piss liquids I'm a kick it...."
01. "Count it!"