Gome of the Week
Hip-hop hangers on:
Just because you're friends with someone who's famous doesn't mean you're automatically talented. You should be thanking your lucky stars that these real rappers let you hang around with them.
Lloyd Banks: I feel bad that he obviously had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but put a record out and then act "hot."
Bizarre: Flat out the worst rapper in history.
Tony Yayo: Dude, way to be in jail.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Movie Drinking Games - Fun ways to get ham-hocked while watching your favorite flicks.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
"Nick Escalante isn't a violent man by nature, he's just good at it."
Yes, it's Burt Reynolds as a hispanic bodyguard who's out to kick a little ass and suck up a few movie screens.
I hate this film, if nothing else, because every time I see "Heat" on the digital cable guide, I assume it's the good one and then I get treated to a few choice seconds of this gem.
Sweet, Reynolds style.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Biv 10 Pee Wee All Stars - Michael Bivins Presents the Adventures of... (1999)
These kids are between 8 and 14 and they're talented beyond their years. It starts off strong as hell with some fast-paced madness and then (of course) falls off a bit in the middle with some songs for the ladies.
Dope beats, though. My favorite is "Let it Go" f/ Kurupt and produced by Soopafly with some studio help from Daz(no shit).
As always, I could do without the R&B, but this is pretty damn fun if nothing else.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
it's on like Donkey Kong - It's so on.
Origin - I know Ice Cube says it on The Predator, but who knows.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was pretty nuts. She wanted to give me the perfect plex. I mean, what's the Dio, Ronnie James?"
"Dude, I would have told her to get the 4-9-3-11."
"Dude, I was kind of into it. I told her it was on like Donkey Kong."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things You Should Do If You're Ever On "Elimidate":
10. A strip tease with some sort of food involved
09. Tell the girls you don't believe that they're wearing underwear, demand to see them in a crowded area
08. Bring your own bourbon, take a "nip" every five minutes to "loosen up"
07. Anything involving a hot tub
06. Talk shit about people you met 40 minutes previously
05. Bring the girl a flower, watch her hold it awkwardly until she has to secretly ditch it during a break
04. Let everyone know you're "a dynamo in the sack"
03. If you overreact, blame it on "roid rage"
02. Ask the other dudes if they too, "shave their nuts, porno style"
01. Do all of the above, regret it for rest of life