Gome of the Week
I owe this guy an apology. Here I am, assuming his career was canceled along with the rest of the Head of the Class cast, and it turns out he's a huge producer in Hollywood. I mean, he produces shitty movies, but still.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Video Game Collectibles - This guy's got some.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Road Warriors (2006)
The true story of the greatest tag team in wrestling history. Sad as hell but so interesting.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
EPMD - Business as Usual (1990)
I just picked this up and it is fan freaking tastic. The early 90's were a great time to listen to hip hop.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Cup the balls, work the shaft...you bitch. - Apparenty what an unnamed famous actor said to a young lady when she was servicing him while his on-person mic was still hot. Rumor has it the whole crew heard it.
Origin - Stallone or Seagal, you pick.
Usage - "Dude, I gave a girl a brumsky last night before she went to town on the hog."
"Nice work, dude. You have a way with the ladies. "
"Absolutely. I went all washed up action star on her. I was all like 'Cup the balls, work the shaft, you bitch.' It was pretty trump tight. "
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things You Like and I Don't:
10. Aqua Teen Hunger Force - We got it. It's great. I'm sure. Now stop begging me to watch it.
09. Grey's Anatomy - Never talked to anyone who has seen this.
08. The current state of sports - It's been over for a long time. Just look the other way.
07. Harmony Korine - Stop it. He sucks.
06. Dane Cook - Really? The guy makes Kevin Pollak look like Lenny Bruce.
05. Running your fat mouth off when nobody cares what you have to say - Pipe down, rub a dub.
04. Jamie Foxxx - If we ignore him maybe he'll go away.
03. Reviving hair metal bands from the 80's and acting like they're cool again - They're not. It's still shit.
02. Kanye West - Is a grade A, out of this world douche bag.
01. Boondock Saints - Can we all please, for the love of God, stop acting like this is anything more than derivative mediocre straight to video shit?
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