Gome of the Week
Again? O, how the mighty have fallen. Well, actually, he hasn't been mighty for like 20 years.









This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
World's Largest Record Collection For Sale - Quick question - Does anyone have 3 million dollars I can borrow?



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Subhuman (2004)

You know, I think I liked this way more then I should have. There is a grizzled, wandering mercernary type who invades a normal couple's home and explains to them that his sole purpose is to hunt and murder this strange race of parasite like aliens. For a movie that looks like it could be someone's college film, it is extremely well-made. The lead guy acts well enough that you forget the movie is supposed to be terrible. At least I did. You might still think it's terrible. Just being honest.

Love, Biff.












This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Venus - One Shot Lover (1984)

Ah, a 12" "disco single" released in 1984. Possibly a bit late in the game. And I'm not really clear on what these five girls are doing. This sounds like a two piece, at best: one person to program the rudimentary synths, and one person to sing the hacky melodies. Eh, who knows, maybe this rocked the dance floors. There is somehow a video for it on YouTube, and there's only one girl singing. Mysterious. And, let's not forget, records have two sides. The aptly titled b-side here: "Venus Bites."







This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
dodestain - A stain left by a dode. Sweet burn.

Origin - I referred to someone (Jacoby Shaddix) as a dodestain on our board last week. I googled it and found that is doesn't exist. Once again, I have beat the internet. Oh, and "dode" is pretty much a slang word for the wang region.

Usage - "Dude, I saw your coug the other night."

"Really, dude. Was she flapping that cock holster of hers?"

"Dude, she was with some serious brohemians. I could not keep up with their bronacular."

"Dude, if you were my true tight bro you would have insulted them."

"Dude, I told one of them he reminded me of a damp dodestain. It was trump teez."


This Week's Top Ten List

The Top Ten Things, Just So We're Clear, That I Have Deemed "Whitey":

10. Poker tournaments
09. Pit bulls
08. Dream catchers
07. Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
06. Those things that clip your cell phone to your pants
05. Concealed weapon permits
04. Causing a scene at the DMV
03. Ferrets
02. The names Charity, Chastity, and Cherish
01. Those ballsacks that hang off the back of your truck. This is the ultimate offender.

Honorable mention: Venus - One Shot Lover (see record above).


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