12.01.04

Gome of the Week
A cell phone clip for your wrist!

Wow! That's gay!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Bald and Proud - Some happy chrome domes.

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Vulgar (2000)

This film was written and directed by SteveDave himself, one Bryan Johnson aka Kevin Smith's best friend.

Despite what you may have heard from idiots, this movie is awesome.

Brian O'Halloran (Dante from "Clerks") stars as the clown Vulgar who ends up in some very serious and complicated situations. That's really all I will say.

Watch it and be surprised with how much this movie rules.

Also watch out for Ethan Suplee (Snowball from "Mallrats"), the Chewlies gum representative from "Clerks," and the bartender from "Dogma" in supporting roles.

Love, Biff.

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
godheadSilo - Skyward in Triumph (1996)

godheadSilo was a band from Idaho that consisted of a guy playing a really distorted bass and yelling and guy playing really loud drums.

I was obsessed with this band.

Of their four full-length releases this one always came out as my favorite, even if there is 20 minutes directly in the middle of the album of one sustained note.

Songs such as "Booby Trap," "Buttress of Solitude," and "Chuckanut Overdrive" straight up rule the school.

However the true gem here is the title track which features rhymes from Calvin Johnson and the bass players beautiful ode to N.W.A: "Mountain Dew's in my lap and its freezin' my balls." Genius.

Love, Biff.

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
brew dude - A sweet bro.

Origin - Frats everywhere.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night accused me of giving her the chrome labia."

"Dude, here's what you do next time: Get her more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday, wait until she's asleep, and give her the double eye blinky."

"Then take her picture like a true brew dude?"

"And then dude, hang it on your fridge."

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Words That Sound Like "Christmas":

10. disslist
09. jizzrag
08. fistless
07. cistpiss
06. swissmiss
05. grizzly
04. wristquick
03. clitring
02. doubledribble
01. slitstick