Gome of the Week
The girl who faked her own kidnapping:

The crazy eyes tipped me off.









This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Smacky the Children's Clown - Also check out the link to exotic dancers on Smacky's page.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Legacy (1998)

David Hasselhoff is....Legacy.

Actually, he plays Jack Scott (what an original name!), a war photo journalist who gets wrapped up in a tangled web of international secrets and deception while trying to help a young lady find her father.

It's about time Hasselhoff kicked a little ass.

This film also features Corin Nemic, aka TV's Parker Lewis.

But I don't know what part he plays because I couldn't watch it for that long.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Zeeda - Playa 4-Life (1996)

This is a good one. This little lady kicks the jams for the South, and other than the album title, check these other ones:

"Blunt After Blunt," "Hoez Can't Take Me," "Don't Give A Fuck," "Island of Cess," and "Bonnie and Clyde."

An original classic.






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Cloon Dog - A sweet nickname for George Clooney or any other smooth bro.

Origin - totally out of sight.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night wanted to watch me have a menage a moi."

"Dude, did you tell her to get the 4-9-3-11?"

"Dude, definitely. Clitorically speaking, that's what Cloon Dog would do."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Cat Names:

10. Chuggles
09. Rheea
08. Herp
07. Barium
06. Teardrop, the Feline Speedbag
05. Ribby
04. Kitty Korea
03. Kickball
02. Earwig
01. Speed Bump