Gome of the Week
The girl who faked her own kidnapping:
The crazy eyes tipped me off.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Smacky the Children's Clown - Also check out the link to exotic dancers on Smacky's page.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
David Hasselhoff is....Legacy.
Actually, he plays Jack Scott (what an original name!), a war photo journalist who gets wrapped up in a tangled web of international secrets and deception while trying to help a young lady find her father.
It's about time Hasselhoff kicked a little ass.
This film also features Corin Nemic, aka TV's Parker Lewis.
But I don't know what part he plays because I couldn't watch it for that long.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Zeeda - Playa 4-Life (1996)
This is a good one. This little lady kicks the jams for the South, and other than the album title, check these other ones:
"Blunt After Blunt," "Hoez Can't Take Me," "Don't Give A Fuck," "Island of Cess," and "Bonnie and Clyde."
An original classic.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Cloon Dog - A sweet nickname for George Clooney or any other smooth bro.
Origin - totally out of sight.
Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night wanted to watch me have a menage a moi."
"Dude, did you tell her to get the 4-9-3-11?"
"Dude, definitely. Clitorically speaking, that's what Cloon Dog would do."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Cat Names:
06. Teardrop, the Feline Speedbag
04. Kitty Korea
01. Speed Bump