Gome of the Week
Nothing better than watching a bunch of insanely rich people pat each other on the back for running a crap factory.
Didn't David Arquette get nominated for his most recent performance in See Spot Run? No?
There is no justice in the world.
These are the same people that think John Travolta is talented and had a spectacular "comeback."
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Psycho Ex-girlfriend - Download the MP3's and laugh your ass off. A wonderful reminder of the fact that most girls are severely nuts. At last check, this one wasn't working anymore. Apologies.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Twisted Love (1995)
Another gem this week. It's Twisted Love starring Zach Morris, Punky Brewster, Wanda from Doogie Howser, and the "check ya later check ya later" guy from Dazed and Confused.
I had a hard time sitting through this one. I don't know if anyone is familiar with the concept of straight to video, but this film defines it.
Also worth mentioning: This film features a gallery of stunt boobs. Good scene of Wanda getting it on leads to a jump cut of a bare abdomen that is obviously not hers. Same thing with Punky. I feel cheated and swindled.
Cancel four careers, McMahon.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
DiscothiQ - The Football Albums (1999)
Someone's finally done what we always talked about doing. That's right, songs that correspond to every NFL team, and they're not even close to serious.
Released as two separate albums, they represent the AFC and the NFC respectively. And here's the funny thing: It's actually good.
Hutt hutt hike.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
diamond turd cutter - Put bluntly, a really great backside.
Origin - Jesse Marvin: a great guy with a fondness for mesh hats.
Usage: "Dude, I caught you looking at that chick's hind quarters."
"Dude, can you blame me? She had a diamond turd cutter."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rap Song Titles We Could Do Without:
10. "Gangsta Walk"
09. "Gangsta Shit"
08. "Gangsta Pimp"
07. "Gangsta Ride"
06. "Thug Ride"
05. "Ride Wit Me"
04. "Pimp Shit"
01. "Bitch, You Been Ridin' Me Like the Horsey In Front of K-Mart and Your Quarter Done Run Out 20 Minutes