Gome of the Week
I don't think that there's a magazine in the country that doesn't have Jennifer Aniston's picture on the front of it.
It's really sad that we think we know these people because they're on TV.
I said my piece.
Anyway, I'm too busy following JLo and Ben.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Hogwashed - We're not really sure who this kid is, but he's got the CAC cd, so he's down. Scope around and see what you find.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Flash II: Revenge of the Trickster (1991)
One good turn deserves another, and on that note we present Flash II: Revenge of the Trickster.
In case you can't tell, that is Mark Hamill down there in the bottom right as the Trickster, who is deviously looking to turn Central City into Tricksterville.
I mean really, who doesn't remember John Wesley Shipp's wonderful performance in this classic straight to video masterpiece?
Note Hamill looking remarkably like Cock Knocker, his unforgettable character from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Coincedence?
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Craig G - The Kingpin (1989)
If you know the Juice Crew, you know that they never really put out a record or anything, but there were a bunch of really great rappers in the group. Among them: Big Daddy Kane, Kool G Rap, Biz Markie, and this man, Craig G.
The one thing that most of their stuff has in common is the dope production by the one and only Marley Marl, who does all the beats on this bad boy and they're up to par as always. No real guest appearances, but if that's my only complaint I think I'm alright.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
box out dealin' - A way to describe a young lady with her pants off.
Origin - It's a long story, has to do with a slow evolution of a Frank Zappa lyric.
Usage - "Dude, that strip club was crunktastic last night!"
"Dude, I know. That chick was box out dealin'."
"Wheelin' and dealin' dude."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Movies That Have the Word "Movie" In the Title:
10. ABBA: The Movie
09. Class Project: The Garbage Movie
08. Movie Morsels
07. The Movie Orgy
06. The Growing Pains Movie
05. His Movie Mustache
04. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
03. A Movie
02. I Am An Old Smoking, Moving Indian Movie Star
01. The Movie Movie