04.21.04

Gome of the Week
Madonna's record label just lost 66 mil.

That's a shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Gay Poetry - That's what it is.

 

 

This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
JFK (1991)

Yes, a big bad mainstream film, but damn it's a good one.

Haters of conspiracy theories, steer clear, because this one is full of 'em. Top notch performances by John Candy, Ed Asner, and Jack Lemmon, just to name a few.

Kevin Costner's best film.

Well, either this one or Bull Durham.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
The High & Mighty - Home Field Advantage (1999)

Indie hip-hop how we like it.

Maybe a little too serious at times, but the beats are there and the rhymes are on time.

Throw in Kool Keith, Defari, and Eminem, and you got yourself a record.

 

 

 

 

This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
speedbagging the nuts - The balls can be a punching bag.

Origin - pain.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night wanted to watch me have a menage a moi."

"Dude, did you tell her she was a coug?"

"Dude, weak. I told her to speedbag the nuts and get it over with."

 

 

This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Dog Names:

10. Fetchy
09. Scoop the Pooper
08. Fido the Ball Licker
07. Toilet Boy
06. Testy
05. Ralphalpha
04. Barfhearter
03. Carpetrubber
02. Peanut Butter Todd
01. Scraptastic