Gome of the Week
The war on bongs:
Listen, I'm not mister Jerry 4:20 guy, but dear lord, this is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
I mean, no one knows how to make a homemade bong, so obviously if you shut down head shops, the marijuana epidemic will be over.
We should also get rid of straws and paper money so people can't snort blow anymore.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Rectal Foreign Bodies - Disturbing tales and pictures of things getting lost in places they shouldn't.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
8 1/2 (1963)
I'm not usually a foreign film cool guy, but I make an exception for Fellini's 8 1/2.
Yes, it's subtitled, and yes, it's pretty artsy and tedious at times, but damn it's a fine film. You have to watch it a couple times to really get the idea of what the hell is going on, but it's worth it.
Marcello Mastrianni is the original P Daddy, playing a frustrated filmmaker trying to get over writer's block. So, it's a movie about a guy trying to make a movie. Plus, there's lots of beautiful women and a spaceship to boot. Who needs more?
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
K-Os - Exit (2003)
Maybe a little too reggae infused for me at times, but when this dude lays down the straight hip-hop, it's dope.
Remeniscent of the Jungle Brothers and old Tribe (he sounds a lot like Q-Tip), this is one to kick back and burn one with on the intelligent tip.
Like I said, I don't usually like the knowledge music, but this is growing on me.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
bagpiping - Making love to someone's armpit.
Origin - Scotchtoberfest.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was ham-hocked."
"Was she guzzling the haterade?"
"Dude, she wanted me to bagpipe her."
"Dude, taint no thing."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best New CAC Songs:
10. "Bounce Wit Us"
09. "Steady Clubbin' (Crunkular)"
08. "Deez Hoes"
07. "Cris Poppin' (U No How We Do)"
06. "Str8 Westside Crip Killa"
05. "Baby Mama Drama (f/ C-Dog)"
04. "I Sleep Wit My Gunz"
03. "Bounce in the Club While My Ride Sits Outside on Dubs"
02. "Shitstainz (f/ C-Dog and Dirt McGirt)"