The Top Ten Lists.

Ah, the wit. The candor. It's all here. Every top-ten list we've ever cranked out. Click a title to go to the Waste page the list is on. Most are attempting to be funny, some are not, and some never even got finished (search hard and you'll see what I mean). Lower your expectations and dive in!

 01. Brad’s Top Ten Phrases You Might Find On Items in a Grocery Store That Would Also Make Good Gay Pornography Titles
02. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Charles Bukowski Books
03. The Top Ten Songs Matthew Fargo Likes to Play in the Background During Sexual Intercourse
04. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Words That Start With the Letters “Chu”
05. The Top Ten Beatles Songs That Would Make Good Porno Titles
06. The Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With “Designer”
07. The Top Ten Things Overheard at the Last CAC Show
08. The Top Ten Words Used to Describe the Top Ten Lists That People Claim They Are Going To Send Me
09. The Top Ten Ill-Advised Musical Guest Appearances, Part One
10. Oatmeal’s Top Ten Reasons Why Sleeping Is Better Than Sex
11. The Top Ten Things on Johnny Wockenfuss’s Christmas List
12. Eric B’s Top Ten Hip Hop/Rock Records of 2001
13. Brad’s Top Ten Records of the Year
14. Sly Records Top Ten New Years Resolutions
15. Johnny Wockenfuss’s Top Ten Phrases He Will Have to Get Used to Now That He’s Single Again
16. The Top Ten Rap Song Titles We Could Do Without
17. The Top Ten Rejected Johnny Wockenfuss Aliases
18. Biff Pocaroba’s Top Ten Favorite Wonder Years Characters
19. Biff Pocaroba’s Top Ten Words That He Hates
20. The Top Ten Things People Have Typed Into Google This Week That Brought Them to Our Site
21. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Mr. Show Sketches
22. Brad’s Top Ten Songs That He Hopes to Never Hear Again, Because Working At A Karaoke Bar Has Ruined Any Novelty That They May Have Once Had
23. Matt Fargo’s Top Ten Things On TV In Japan
24. ONUG’s Top Ten Things Wrong With the Rock ‘N’ Roll Industry
25. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Lines From The Cable Guy
26. The Top Ten Reasons Why the CAC Will Never Get A Write Up in the Portland Mercury
27. The Top Ten Things People Typed Into Google This Week That Took Them To Our Site
28. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Lines from Touch Me, a Collection of Poems by Suzanne Somers
29. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Songs At This Very Minute, Some of Which He Will Probably Hate by Next Week
30. The Top Ten Put-Downs In Greg Araki’s Cinematic Masterpiece Nowhere
31. Eric B’s Top Ten Favorite Band Names
32. (Once Again) The Top Ten Things People Typed Into Google This Week That Made Them End Up Coming to Our Site
33. The Top Ten Best Brigitte Nielsen Movies Ever
34. The Top Ten Working Titles for the Next CAC Record
35. Brad’s Top Ten Reasons Why There Hasn’t Been An Installment of “Disturbing Memories” In Almost 6 Months
36. CAC’s Top Ten Plans for Their Summer Vacation
37. The Top Ten Sweetest Words That Start With “Q”
38. Oh My God, Again With the Top Ten Things That People Typed Into Search Engines This Week That Got Them to Our Site
39. Brad’s Top Ten Favorite Things Right Now, At 2 AM on Sunday Night
40. The Top Ten Reasons Why Shotgunning Beers Is Better Than Doing Stuff
41. Brad’s Top Ten Songs Right Now, Some of Which Are Pretty Bad
42. The Top Ten Lines of Poetry From Henry Rollins’ Book Now Watch Him Die That Contain the Phrase “Fucked Up”
43. The Top Ten Reasons That “Fat Cats, Bigga Fish” by The Coup Is Quite Possibly the Greatest Rap Song of All Time
44. The Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Go Back to Chopsticks Right Now, Even Though I Probably Won’t Be Able To Drive Home
45. The Top Ten Things Biff Pocaroba Did on His Recent Trip to Edmonds and Seattle, Washington
46. The Top Ten Things That Are/Aren’t Funny To Do While Singing Karaoke
47. Matt Fargo Presents: The Top Ten Things I Like About Japan
48. Matt Fargo Presents: The Top Ten Things I Miss About America
49. Biff Pocaroba’s Top Ten Movies That Should Never Be Watched On A First Date
50. Biff’s Top Ten Reasons CAC Have Not Done A Damn Thing All Summer
51. Brad’s Top Ten Reasons for Not Updating the Site On Time
52. Brad’s Top Ten Things To Do Now That the Weather’s Getting Colder
53. Biff and Johnny’s Top Ten Rock Albums of All Time (This Week) That Doesn’t Include The Beatles Because That Wouldn’t Be Fair
54. The Top Ten Working Titles for the “Docu-Drama” Being Filmed on Hawthorne Street, 3 Blocks Away From Our House
55. Brad’s Top Ten Activities That Have No Redeeming Value Whatsoever
56. Brad’s Top Ten Rejected Halloween Costume Ideas
57. Brad’s Top Ten Things Overheard In Our House While We Were Voting
58. Brad’s Top Ten Reasons for Not Updating the Site Last Week
59. Brad & Derek’s Top Ten Worst Food/Beverage Combinations
60. Brad’s Top Ten Things I Don’t Want for Christmas
61. Eric’s Top Ten Hip Hop Records of 2002
62. Eric’s Top Ten Rock Records of 2002
63. Brad’s Top Ten records of 2002
64. Brad’s Top Ten Things He Did Yesterday
65. The Top Ten Movies That Have the Word “Movie” In the Title
66. The Top Ten 80’s Songs That Would Make Good Porno Titles
67. The Top Ten Things I Don’t Want for Valentine’s Day
68. The Top Ten Things We’ll Miss About Mr. Perfect
69. Biff’s Top Ten Reasons That He Can Think of To Explain Why Wockenfuss Hasn’t Updated the Website In Nearly Two Weeks
70. The Top Ten Best Words Posted by the “Icy Hot Stunna” On the Sly Records Message Board
71. The Top Ten Best Things Typed Into Search Engines To Get To Our Site This Week
72. The Top Ten Reasons This Week’s Top Ten List Will Suck
73. The Top Ten Adjectives That Are Too Dirty To Make It to Our Slang List
74. The Top Ten Reasons I Watch “American Idol” While I Update This Site
75. The Top Ten Worst Things On TV Right Now
76. The Top Ten Things I Did on 4/20
77. The Top Ten Things That People Claim To Like That Actually Suck
78. The Top Ten Things I Love About My Cat Lunchbox (Amy)
79. The Top Ten Things That Will Make You Hate A Person
80. The Top Ten Best Unintelligible Lines from “19 Naughty III,” One of the Greatest Rap Songs Ever, Performed By Naughty By Nature
81. Biff’s Top Ten Saturday Night Live Recurring Characters and/or Sketches That Were Never Funny
82. The Top Ten Ways to Stay Cool During the Hot Summer Months
83. Biff’s Top Ten Signs That Wockenfuss Is Losing It
84. The Top Ten Worst Drinks Ever
85. Biff’s Top Ten Lines From Ghostface Killah’s Song “Cobra Clutch” That Don’t Really Make Any Sense At All
86. The Top Ten Reasons To Read US Weekly
87. The Top Ten TV Shows That Don’t Exist But Should
88. The Top Ten Things I Learned From TV This Week
89. The Top Ten Best New CAC Songs
90. The Top Ten Best Things to Say to Your Grandma On the Phone
91. The Top Ten Things to Blame on White People
92. The Top Ten Things I’m Putting Off Right Now
93. The Top Ten Things to Watch or Read That Are Porn But Not Really Porn
94. The Top Ten Things You Should Do If You’re Ever On “Elimidate”
95. The Top Ten New Weight Loss Fads
96. The Top Ten Best Reasons to Pull Your Shirt Up for Girls Gone Wild
97. The Top Ten Rejected Jolly Rancher Flavors
98. The Top Ten Things to Say to Your Roommate Right Before Leaving To Go On A First Date
99. The Top Ten Hair Removal Products
100. The Top Ten Best Things About slyrecords.com Turning 100 Weeks Old
101. The Top Ten Best Things to Mix With Absolut Peppar
102. The Top Ten Famous Last Words At A Party
103. The Top Ten Worst Halloween Treats
104. The Top Ten Ways To Be Killed By A Bear
105. The Top Ten Things To Do When You’re Bored
106. The Top Ten Conspiracy Theories
107. The Top Ten Slang Terms for Beer
108. The Top Ten Rejected College Elective Courses
109. The Top Ten Coolest Wrestlers of All Time
110. The Top Ten Rejected Names for Santa Claus
111. Biff & Brad’s Top Ten CD’s of 2003
112. The Top Ten Best Episodes of Sex and the City
113. The Top Ten Ways to Impress A Girl
114. The Top Ten New Low Carb Items At Fast Food Restaurants
115. The Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With Slappy
116. The Top Ten Rejected Titles for American Idol
117. Biff’s Top Ten Wrestling Moves That Sound Like Mixed Drinks
118. The Top Ten Movies That Do Not Exist
119. The Top Ten Signs Your Cab Driver Is Nuts
120. The Top Ten Signs Your Hotel Is Crappy
121. The Top Ten Rejected Hair Dye Color Names
122. The Top Ten Best St. Patrick’s Day Drinks
123. The Top Ten Best New Hairstyles
124. The Top Ten Best Affirmative Baseball Chants
125. The Top Ten Numbers That Don’t Exist
126. The Top Ten Rejected Cat Names
127. The Top Ten Rejected Dog Names
128. The Top Ten New TV Shows
129. The Top Ten Words That Sound Like An STD
130. The Top Ten Posters On My Wall
131. The Top Ten Vin Diesel Movies That Don’t Exist
132. The Top Ten Worst Brands of Bottled Water
133. The Top Ten Things the CAC Do To Sabotage Their Own Careers
134. The Top Ten Lamest Ways To Say Goodbye
135. The Top Ten Things That Biff Pocaroba Will Tell You At 4:30 In the Morning After Drinking 14 Miller High Lifes
136. The Top Ten Best Songs About Lunch
137. The Top Ten Signs Your Band Sucks
138. The Top Ten Worst Ways To Start A Conversation
139. The Top Ten Wonderful Things About Biff Graduating From College
140. The Top Ten Nicknames For My Neighborhood Hobo Cat, Slappy McGillicuddy
141. The Top Ten Things I’ve Accomplished Now That Summer’s Halfway Over
142. The Top Ten Things I Can See From My Window Right Now
143. The Top Ten Signs It’s Too Hot Outside
144. The Top Ten Toppings for Cottage Cheese
145. The Top Ten Things I Do In My New Basement
146. The Top Ten Rejected Jell-O Flavors
147. The Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With “Audacious”
148. The Top Ten Rejected Books On Tape
149. The Top Ten Signs You Love Your TV
150. The Top Ten Rejected Cigarette Brands
151. The Top Ten Best Words to Describe the Presidential Debates
152. The Top Ten Best Words That End With “Sexual” That Are Better Than “Metrosexual”
153. The Top Ten Rejected Halloween Treats
154. The Top Ten Words That Rhyme With “Jelly”
155. The Top Ten New Fun Parks
156. The Top Ten Slang Terms for Male Genitalia That Don’t Make Sense
157. The Top Ten Signs Thanksgiving Is Over
158. The Top Ten Words That Sound Like Christmas
159. The Top Ten Reasons It Takes So Long To Update This Site
160. The Top Ten New Sitcom Characters That Are Sure To Be Favorites
161. The Top Ten Words To Describe My Lyrical Flow
162. Biff’s Top Ten Movies That He Watched (But Weren’t Necessarily Released) In 2004
163. Biff’s Top Ten Records of 2004
164. Oatmeal’s Top Ten Films That Probably Came Out Last Year
165. Brad’s Top Ten Records of 2004
166. Brad’s Top Ten Exercises To Do At The Gym
167. The Top Ten Video Games That Don’t Exist
168. The Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Like You
169. The Top Ten Best Ways To Get High At Home
170. The Top Ten Ways I Celebrated President’s Day
171. The Top Ten Words I Should Use More
172. The Top Ten Names for The New Pope
173. The Top Ten Italian Stereotypes That Just Aren’t True
174. The Top Ten Gerbil Names
175. The Top Ten Things I Would Say To Judy Greer If I Met Her
176. The Top Ten Labels In My Personal Video Collection
177. The Top Ten Things I Say In My Sleep
178. The Top Ten Reasons I Haven’t Updated The Site In Like, A Year and A Half
179. The Top Ten Names I Would Consider, If I Were To Change My Name
180. The Top Ten New Horror Movie Titles
181. The Top Ten New Sexual Positions
182. The Top Ten Least Favorite Pizza Toppings
183. The Top Ten Things You Like and I Don’t
184. The Top Ten Signs That You Suck
185. The Top Ten Best Ways To Get Arrested
186. The Top Ten Parenthetical Titles of Fictional Rap Songs
187. The Top Ten Spin-offs of Dateline: To Catch A Predator
188. The Top Ten Ways To Start A Conversation About the Birds And The Bees With Your Son
189. The Top Ten Reasons The Internet Sucks
190. The Top Ten Cartoon Characters I Would Have Sex With and In What Way
191. The Top Ten Themes Explored On the New Linkin Park Album
192. The Top Ten Spider-Man Villains That Don’t Exist
193. The Top Ten Best Things To Say To Your Partner In Crime Right Before You Rob A Bank
194. The Top Ten Ways To Improve Your Workout
195. The Top Ten Things I Will Miss About Cassettes
196. The Top Ten Internet Videos That Are Sweeping The Nation
197. The Top Ten Songs A Teenage Virgin Fears Will Come On The Radio As He Is About to Lose His Virginity
198. The Top Ten Titles for A Biff Poracoba Solo Album That Will Never Happen
199. The Top Ten Ways I’ll Be Celebrating Independence Day
200. The Top Ten Entries That Were Left Out of Some of the Previous 199 Top Ten Lists
201. The Top Ten Things I Miss About the 80’s
202. The Top Ten Ways to Increase Your Productivity
203. The Top Ten Ways You Can Tell That I Hate You
204. The Top Ten Phrases Used to Describe a Street Fight
205. The Top Ten Best Things About My Move This Past Weekend
206. The Top Reasons I’m Better Than You
207. The Top Ten Things I Yell At the TV
208. The Top Ten Things I Did On Labor Day
209. The Top Ten Things Biff and I Did This Past Weekend
210. The Top Ten Signs Things Aren’t Going Your Way
211. The Top Ten Shows In The New Fall Lineup
212. The Top Ten Things Not To Say During A Job Interview
213. The Top Ten Things That Qualify for “Two Other Forms of ID”
214. The Top Ten Comments On the WWF Promo Videos I Posted On YouTube
215. The Top Ten Things That Music Once Had and is Now Missing
216. Biff’s Top Ten Things I Heard While Substitute Teaching In Elementary School Last Week
217. The Top Ten Ways The Hollywood Writer’s Strike Will Affect Me
218. The Top Ten Worst Bumper Stickers
219. The Top Ten Things I Plan to Eat On Thanksgiving
220. The Top Ten Ways To Reduce Stress During The Holiday Season
221. The Top Ten Things Holding Me Back From Realizing My Dreams
222. The Top Ten Things I Am Hoping To Get For Christmas This Year
223. The Top Ten Things You Can Do To Make This The Best Christmas Ever
224. The Top Ten Surprising Things About My Christmas
225. My Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions
226. BTB’s Top Ten Movies He Saw In The Theater In 2007, BTB’s Top Ten Albums of 2007, The Top Ten Things I Rented In 2007 That, As A Cool Guy, I Thought I Would Hate But Actually Loved, The Top Ten Things I Rented In 2007 That, As A Cool Guy, I Thought I Would Hate And Actually Did, The Top Ten Albums, Not Necessarily Released In 2007, That I Was Into In 2007
227. The Top Ten Ways To Make Sports Fun Again
228. The Top Ten Ways To Win An Argument (Or Hurt The Person Arguing With You)
229. The Top Ten Ways To Get Your Neighbors To Stop Talking To You
230. The Top Ten Rejected Hair Dye Colors
231. The Top Ten Great Things About The Football Season Being Over
232. The Top Ten Things, Just So We’re Clear, That I Have Deemed “Whitey”
233. The Top Ten Signs You Spend Too Much Time On The Internet
234. The Top Ten Signs You Won’t Be Voting In The Upcoming Elections
235. The Top Ten People I Hate At The Gym
236. The Top Ten Best Bums
237. The Top Ten Things I've Never Told Anyone
238. The Top Ten Things I Did During Spring Break
239. The Top Ten Shameful Memories I Have That Involve Nintendo
240. The Top Ten Signs That You Were, Or Still Are, A Member Of The Group Full Force
241. The Top Ten Things I'm Considering Doing to Get My Fifteen Minutes of Fame
242. The Top Ten Ways To Let People Know You Mean Business
243. The Top Ten Nonsensical "Before and After" Idioms
244. The Top Ten Ways I Give Back To The Community
245. The Top Ten Things I've Been Eating For National Vegetarian Week
246. The Top Ten Ways To Spend Your Tax Kicker Check
247. The Top Ten Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
248. The Top Ten Ways I Could Kill You With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
249. The Top Ten Signs That Summer Is Almost Here
250. The Top Ten Signs You've Been Listening To Too Much Prince
251. The Top Ten Rejected T-Shirt Slogans
252. The Top Ten Things I Did On The Fourth Of July
253. The Top Ten Things I Did During My Vacation
254. The Top Ten Things To Say When You "Have Your Day In Court"
255. The Top Ten Things To Throw Through Your Car Window When You've Locked The Keys Inside
256. The Top Ten More Personal Ways To Begin A "Dear John" Letter
257. The Top Ten Things I Thought Were Bigfoot, But Upon Further Inspection, Were Not Actually Bigfoot
258. The Top Ten Jury-Rigged Slip 'N Slide Combinations Sure To Land You In The Hospital
259. The Top Ten Things I Planned To Do Over Labor Day Weekend But Didn't Get To
260. The Top Ten Ways To Get Clean Without Showering
261. The Top Ten Small Towns That Don't Exist
262. The Top Ten Signs Fall Is Here
263. The Top Ten Signs You've Just Been Dropkicked
264. The Top Ten Signs You're A Woman Who's Excited About the New Kids on the Block Reunion
265. The Top Ten Things I Noted While Re-vamping the Site This Last Week
266. The Top Ten Things I Observed at the Record Show I Attended Last Week
267. The Top Ten Things I've Learned From Watching "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling"
268. EA's Top Ten Band Names That Make Me Think All The Good Ones Are Finally Taken (With My Joke Names For Them Where Applicable)
269. The Top Ten Signs You're Wasting Your Life
270. The Top Ten Things I Can Get Back To Now That The Elections Are Over
271. The Top Ten Things To Shout At Your Family During Thanksgiving
272. The Top Ten Stores In Which You Can Find Me An Ideal Christmas Gift
273. The Top Ten Signs I'm Not Getting You Anything For Christmas
274. The Top Ten Signs Your Significant Other Got You A Butt Plug For Christmas
275. The Top Ten Things I Will Do Upon Awaking On Christmas Day
276. BTB's Top Ten Albums of 2008
277. BTB's Top Ten Movies I Saw in the Theater in 2008
278. The Top Ten Signs You're Slowly Losing Your Mind
279. The Top Ten Comments to Make While Watching "Cops"
280. The Top Ten Excerpts From My Forthcoming Autobiography
281. The Top Ten Signs You Have A "Girls With Guns" Fetish
282. The Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Kung Fu
283. The Top Ten Events That Led To You Typing "Firsties!" In the Comments Section of a Page On the Internet
284. The Top Ten Things To Say To Your Salesman When Shopping For A New Car
285. The Top Ten Ways To Stay Warm During These Cold Winter Months
286. The Top Ten Best Things About This Shitty Economy
287. The Top Ten Best Ways To Add More Fruit To Your Diet
288. The Top Ten Reasons Why "Craptown Pipers" Is The Top Google Search Keyword That Brings People To This Site (Seriously, It Is)
289. The Top Ten Reasons I Can't Ever Seem To Get A Full Night's Sleep
290. The Top Ten Highlights From The First Three Sticks Downey Shows
291. The Top Ten Reasons I Love To Stay Up All Night
292. The Top Ten Best Parts of 17 Again, A Movie That I Have Not Seen
293. The Top Ten Things Overheard From People Exiting The Movie Obsessed
294. The Top Ten Excerpts From Letters To Penthouse Forum, June 1979
295. The Top Ten Signs You're A "Loose Cannon" Cop In A Movie
296. The Top Ten Signs You're About To Make The Evening News
297. The Top Ten Signs You Like To Party
298. The Top Ten Signs You're Unfit To Be Captaining A Boat
299. The Top Ten Historical Inaccuracies in The Beatles: Rock Band Video Game
300. The Top Ten Things We've Learned Over The Past 300 Weeks
301. The Top Ten Signs You've Been Had
302. The Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Billy Jo Robidoux
303. The Top Ten Ways I Honored America on the 4th of July
304. The Top Ten Things I Plan To Do During My Upcoming Vacation
305. The Top Ten Signs You're A Huge Wuss
306. The Top Ten Steps To Take If You Ever Find Yourself Yelling "Freebird!" At A Rock Show
307. The Top Ten Signs You Are A Tool For Corporate America
308. The Top Ten Features of My New iPhone 3Gs
309. The Top Ten Signs You're Dating A Female Soccer Player
310. The Top Ten Signs You're Not Drinking Enough Water
311. The Top Ten Signs Your Life Has Not Worked Out The Way You Planned
312. The Top Ten Signs You Need A Hobby
313. The Top Ten Signs You're Not Wearing Any Pants
314. The Top Ten White Trash Signs That Autumn Is Upon Us
315. Oatmeal's Top Ten Phrases Used by Foreign Porn Actors When Attempting to Speak American English
316. Oatmeal's Top Ten Reasons It Takes Me Six Months to Submit a Top Ten List
317. The Top Ten Signs Your Job Interview Is Not Going Well
318. The Top Ten Ways To Ensure That This Will Be The Best Halloween Ever
319. The Top Ten Signs You're Addicted To Cable
320. The Top Ten Signs Your Life Is About To Become A Series Of Inconveniences
321. The Top Ten Things I Won't Be Doing Now That I Have Purchased New Super Mario Bros: Wii
322. The Top Ten Signs That Thanksgiving Dinner Is Over
323. The Top Ten Black Friday Deals You Missed Out On
324. The Top Ten Signs That I'm Sick
325. The Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting A Lexus With A Big Red Bow On It For Christmas
326. The Top Ten Things I Better Find In My Stocking On Christmas Morning Or Else Christmas Will Suck
327. BTB's Top Ten Albums of 2009, BTB's Top Ten Movies I Saw in the Theater in 2009
328. The Top Ten Ways I Ushered In The New Year
329. The Top Ten Ways In Which This Is Shaping Up to Be the Best Year Ever
330. The Top Ten Best Parts of Avatar, A Movie Which I Have Not Seen
331. The Top Ten Reasons Why Now, More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Cop Rock
332. The Top Ten Things That Would Make Going To The Movies A More Pleasurable Experience
333. The Top Ten Ways You Can Make A Difference
334. The Top Ten Signs You Have Winter Olympics Fever
335. The Top Ten X-Rated Carnival Rides
336. The Top Ten Signs You're A Shill For The Dairy Industry
337. The Top Ten Reasons Why You're Considering Purchasing A New Tank Top
338. The Top Ten Things We Did When We Heard About Corey Haim's Passing
339. The Top Ten Things To Do While Blasting W.A.S.P.'s "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)"
340. The Top Ten Things To Do After Purchasing Your iPad
341. The Top Ten Signs You Didn't, And Are Never Going To, Win A Pulitzer
342. The Top Ten Things I'm Going To Do While In Los Angeles This Week
343. The Top Ten Things To Do While Naked And On PCP
344. The Top Ten Things To Get Tattooed On Your Taint
345. The Top Ten Signs Your Manuscript Will Not Be Published
346. The Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Rock
347. The Top Ten Things I'm Ignoring While Constantly Playing Super Mario Galaxy 2
348. The Top Ten Things To Say Before Projectile Vomiting
349. The Top Ten Reasons I Need A Nap
350. The Top Ten Reasons Jason Seaver Is Upset
351. The Top Ten Other Things Jeremy London Was Forced To Do At Gunpoint While Kidnapped
352. The Top Ten Signs You Drink Too Much Kool-Aid
353. The Top Ten Things I Spotted During My 4th of July Weekend
354. The Top Ten Signs You Are Living In An 80's Sitcom
355. The Top Ten Breakup Texts
356. The Top Ten Things Preventing Me From Achieving My Goals
357. The Top Ten People Who Can Pull Off Having A Neck Tattoo
358. The Top Ten Signs You Are A Classy Bum
359. The Top Ten Signs You're Doing It Wrong
360. The Top Ten Signs You're More Sensitive Than Most
361. The Top Ten Signs You're A Real Big Man
362. The Top Ten Signs Your Child's School Is Suffering From Budget Cuts
363. The Top Ten Signs The Manipulating Voices In Your Head Are At Odds
364. The Top Ten Signs You're Moving Up In The World
365. The Top Ten Ways The Online World Has Changed Since Our First Weekly Waste, Posted On September 28, 2001
366. The Top Ten Reasons You Keep An Old T-Ball Bat Under the Seat of Your Car
367. The Top Ten Ways In Which the World Hath Wronged You
368. The Top Ten Signs Your Political Campaign Is In Trouble
369. The Top Ten Things I Will Be Handing Out to Trick-or-Treaters
370. The Top Ten Signs You Didn't Win the Election
371. The Top Ten Rejected Axe Body Spray Scents
372. The Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out for Ultimate Fighting
373. The Top Ten TV Shows to Watch on Thanksgiving
374. The Top Ten Signs Christmas is Coming
375. The Top Ten Signs You're About to Screw It All Up
376. The Top Ten Things to Get Done Before Christmas
377. The Top Ten Things I'm Putting In Your Stocking
378. BTB's Top Ten Albums of 2010/BTB's Top Ten Movies I Saw in the Theater in 2010
379. My Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
380. The Top Ten Ways to Quickly Warm Up Your Hands
381. The Top Ten Signs Your Son Is In A Fake Gang
382. The Top Ten Things You Were Doing During the State of the Union Address
383. The Top Ten Signs You've Been Partying With Charlie Sheen
384. The Top Ten Signs The Homeopathics Aren't Working
385. The Top Ten Things to Say While Watching Law & Order: SVU
386. The Top Ten Signs Your House Needs A Spring Cleaning
387. The Top Ten Events In the First Ten Years of slyrecords.com, By Year
388. The Top Ten Things I'll Be Doing With the Extra Hour of Daylight When Daylight Savings Kicks In
389. The Top Ten Things I've Done With My New iPad 2
390. The Top Ten Things I'll Be Doing During Spring Break
391. The Top Ten Signs You Have Elephantitis of the Nuts
392. The Top Ten Signs It Is Record Store Day
393. The Top Ten Tips For Being A Successful Hobo
394. The Top Ten Things You Are Doing to Ruin the Rock Show for Everyone
395. The Top Ten Things I Did in Los Angeles Last Week
396. The Top Ten Things I Plan To Do In Atlanta Next Week
397. The Top Ten "Macho Man" Sunglasses That Must Have Been Virtually Impossible to See Through
398. The Top Ten Beliefs Expounded By the Cult I'm Starting
399. The Top Ten Reasons You're Sending a Girl a Picture of Your Dong
400. The Top Ten Things That Have Kept Us Going for 400 Weeks
401. The Top Ten Best Lines From The Human Centipede, A Movie I Have Not Seen
402. The Top Ten Signs Your Netflix Queue Has Spiraled Out of Control
403. The Top Ten New Things I Want To Try At My New Gym
404. The Top Ten Alternatives to The Carefree Highway
405. The Top Ten Things I'm Expecting From Apple's Wednesday Release of OSX Lion
406. The Top Ten Acceptable Places to Wear Jean Shorts
407. The Top Ten Things You Say to the World When You Wear Jeans to the Gym
408. The Top Ten Most Hilarious Scenes in The Change-Up, A Movie I Have Not Seen
409. The Top Ten Phrases In Newspaper Headlines About You That Indicate You Need to Pack Up Your Life and Leave Town
410. The Top Ten Ways Karaoke Has Changed In The Five Years Since I Gave Up My KJ Gig
411. The Top Ten Signs Your Band is About to Break Up
412. The Top Ten Surprises In the New Star Wars Blu-Rays
413. The Top Ten Most Impressive Ways to Sustain a Head Injury
414. The Top Ten Signs You're Raising a Troubled Teen
415. The Top Ten Reasons R.E.M. Broke Up
416. The Top Ten Signs Your Wrestling Gimmick Isn't Going to Work Out
417. The Top Ten Things The "Occupy" People Picture the "Wall Street" People Doing
418. The Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning the GOP Nomination for President
419. The Top Ten Signs Your Halloween Costume Was Poorly Planned
420. The Top Ten Signs You're Looking Forward to the Holidays
421. The Top Ten People I Hated at the Show I Went to Last Night
422. The Top Ten Updates In The New Muppets Movie
423. The Top Ten Sentences to Get the Conversation Ball Rolling at Thanksgiving Dinner
424. The Top Ten Things I Did At Wal-Mart on Black Friday
425. The Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is Derailing
426. The Top Ten Adjectives To Describe The Farts I Had When I Was Sick Last Week
427. The Top Ten Ornaments On My Christmas Tree
428. The Top Ten Surprising Things I Got for Christmas
429. The Top Ten Things I Will Do To Improve Myself in 2012
430. The Top Ten Best Scenes In Work It, A Show I Have Not Seen
431. The Top Ten Things I Will Demand From A Stewardess During My Flight Tomorrow
432. The Top Ten Things I Saw (Really) During My Trip To California
433. The Top Ten "White Trash"-Related Searches That Brought People to This Site Recently (For Real)
434. The Top Ten Side Effects For Women Who Dare Drink Dr. Pepper Ten
435. The Top Ten Things I Got My Wife for Valentine's Day
436. The Top Ten Names for My Polite, Responsible Black Metal Band
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