Gome of the Week
Yes, I'll kick a man when he's down. Oh, how I hope this sends him to the poor house in broke city.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Sly Records on MySpace - Friend us up.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
When the Last Sword is Drawn (2003)
I will announce this to the world wide internet world with no shame: I cried huge man tears during this movie. Quite possibly one of the saddest movies I have ever seen, this film tackles my favorite part of history, the Japanese Meiji Restoration, in which the old Samurai were disposed of in favor of modern military. Keep your man hanky handy.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Seattle Supersonics - Sonic Boom (1979)
Take a walk down memory lane with Dennis Johnson and the boys and relive their 1978-1979 championship season. Another bargain bin find, and I must say, a damn good one. Lots of play by play action.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
What the...cut the bull! - Something to say when you're on the verge of being taken advantage of, but they can't quite get the wool over your eyes.
Origin - Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood.
Usage - "Dude, the 200th weekly update of slyrecords.com seems like such a distant memory now."
"Dude, that was just last week. Maybe if you weren't such a buzzard you would know that."
"What the... cut the bull you choada hole!"
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Ways to Increase Your Productivity:
10. Have the guy who hems your pants check your prostate while he's down there
09. Pressure washing your house? Pressure wash the neighbor kid's loud mouth while your at it
08. Use your mistress's computer to check your fantasy baseball stats
07. Apply your anal cream while driving
06. Take your ironing to Taco Bell with you. Their tables are like, super flat
05. Administer your girlfriend's daily beating at the romantic comedy film she dragged you to
04. You cooked the meth, it's only fair that the kids clean up the mess
03. Test your insulin levels while walking the dog (diabetics only)
02. Masturbate discretely under the dinner table
01. Mix the jelly with the peanut butter, then teabag your balls in it
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