Gome of the Week
That cowboy hat's not doing you any favors, my man.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Star Wars Personality Test - I'm Darth Vader.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Reality Kills (2002)
I think this movie proves that no movie is too good for Double B Biffery. It stars Eliza Dushku's brother and Sticky Fingaz of Onyx fame. I remember thinking that this "wasn't that bad." But I also "wasn't that drunk" when I watched it. It's a reality show and people start getting killed blah blah blah. It's no Blue Monkey, that's for sure.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Altered Images - Bite (1983)
One of the few records I scored for a dollar that I might actually listen to. Oh, I love the ladies of the 80's.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
on some Becky Slater shit - Could be used in a variety of ways, probably ex-girlfriend mortal enemy style would work best.
Origin - Clearly I've been watching too much Wonder Years.
Usage - "Dude, I'm frus. I told this coug I didn't want to see her anymore and now she's always waiting outside my duplex."
"Dude, what's she doing out there?"
"Giving me the stink eye and muttering something about slashing my tires."
"Dude, sounds like she's on some Becky Slater shit."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Spin-offs of Dateline: To Catch A Predator:
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